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#1
so pit i was listening to a Dane Cook preformance about pedophiles, and he mentinoned familywatchdog.us so i went there. and i found out that there is a pedo like not even 500 feet from my house

i actually find this amusing, because it opens my eyes.

so basically go to that site and see if there is a pedo near you!
#3
Is there an Australian equivalent? This could be pretty funny
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

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#4
Kel! Get me a fishing pole, string, a ladder, and a picture of a small child and meet me outside the pedo's house!
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so pit i was listening to a Dane Cook preformance about pedophiles, and he mentinoned familywatchdog.us so i went there. and i found out that there is a pedo like not even 500 feet from my house

i actually find this amusing, because it opens my eyes.

so basically go to that site and see if there is a pedo near you!

You like the fact that he wants to touch little kids?
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#7
Oh my fscking god, the map's covered... Oh shi-
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#8
I think the problem here is that you listen to Dane Cook.

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I wonder how he came to this conclusion.
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#9
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Kel! Get me a fishing pole, string, a ladder, and a picture of a small child and meet me outside the pedo's house!

D'aw, here it goes..!

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#12
Is there a Canadian version?
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#13
Discrimination!
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#14
Already knew about it; a friend of mine has actually met one of the people we found on there, and the guy lives right behind him. What made it hilarious is that it was a 300-pound black man!


I'm not racist....
#15
There's 2 living next door to each other
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#16
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I think the problem here is that you listen to Dane Cook.


Hey there is nothing wrong with relying on yelling and bizarre movement and silly sound effects to try to make a joke funnier than it is.

... Carlin and Hicks ftw
#18
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Doesn't work in Canada. =[

Wait did it have his picture on there and everything?


yes. its ****ing creepy.
#19
Go hang out with them.


All of the people I've met on FamilyWatchDog.us have had tons of candy in their basement, always.


Tons. Always.


Always.
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#20
dude, try living in las vegas.. I have about 50 dots around my house. They are all red.
#23
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Kinda freaky, but does that imply they're all repeat offenders? I'm sure they would vary in severity...


it tells you EVERY SINGLE ****ING OFFENSE. IN DETAIL.

man the harpoons!
#25
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Hey there is nothing wrong with relying on yelling and bizarre movement and silly sound effects to try to make a joke funnier than it is.

... Carlin and Hicks ftw



+1

Wish this thing worked in Canada. I've had suspicions about the guy who lives at the end of my street.
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#27
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+1

Wish this thing worked in Canada. I've had suspicions about the guy who lives at the end of my street.


i just googled it, they are petitioning to parliament to have one or something.
#31
Why do all these sites HAVE to be American? Is there an Australian site like this? I'll bet my neighborhood is crawling with people like this.
#34
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Oh my fscking god, the map's covered... Oh shi-


This. Mines ****ing covered. And my immediate neighbor is charged with incest.
#36
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I think the problem here is that you listen to Dane Cook.

awww, I wanted to say it


EDIT:

1)http://www.familywatchdog.us/ViewOffenderDetails.asp?oID=MD4792160&aID=212339693&at=1&sid={97CBAFD9-615A-4634-911B-2004D437B3BA}&lat=39.614152077002636&long=-77.69668579101562&clr=%2300ff00&rm=0
^ funny lookin dude


2) I live in the suburbs and there were a couple, then I scrolled ofer to the city and damn...
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Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
Last edited by Aerokizzombie at Nov 11, 2009,
#39
*gives in and checks it out*

GTFO. That shit's an attack site.

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