#1
Try to say 'Beer can' with a posh English accent.

...

Done it?

Do it again, and bear in mind it sounds like 'Bacon' in a Jamaican accent.



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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#2
Not really.

Edit - However, the term "Jamaican bacon" is funny.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#3
I read MLIA too.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


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#4
Me and my mates used to say this all the time back in the day. It was a sort of meme around our school.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#7
realised years ago
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#8
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Me and my mates used to say this all the time back in the day. It was a sort of meme around our school.


same.
#9
i lol'd
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#12
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Oh, schoolboy humour.

Some of us are just growing up.

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i lol'd

I made a mod laugh, this is officially not spam.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#14
This is like saying "say 'jigsaw falling into place' in Thom Yorke's accent and it will sound like 'dicks are falling into place.'"
MATTERHORN
#16
I'd just forgotten about this. I'd had it in my head for a week or so and forgotten about it. Then you come along and ruin it all. You big ruiner!
hello
#17
i dont get it...
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#19
and most useless thread of the year goes to...

hugh20 for "This will annoy you" Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! come on down!!
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#20
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Pfft.. Me and my friends realised that in middle school.. MIDDLE SCHOOL

Middle School = lower Secondary School
I'm only lagging by a few years

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and most useless thread of the year goes to...

hugh20 for "This will annoy you" Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! come on down!!

Thank you so much! *starts crying*


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#21
Wow, nostalgia! This is pretty old, but I guess Americans etc. might get some kicks out of it :p
Matter is void. All is vanity. All is nothing. Nothing exists.

But damn does whisky rule
#22
My super-lame kinda-friend beat you to this. I am dissapoint.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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