#1
Fuck, pit, I am tired.
So I decided to create this thread.

Where/when were the most awkward times that you have fallen asleep?


Here's a story of my own.
I fell asleep on the bus back to my home town from university. I had a friend that was supposed to pick me up from the bus station and drive me to go to the movies. Being asleep, I was a bit out-of-it when the bus lights came on and the bus was stopping. Apparently someone wanted to be dropped off at the intersection before the turning street to the bus station, and I had gotten off at that place. I look at my surroundings, now that I was awake enough, and think "oh shit".
It was raining and I had to cross a muddy field to get to my friend's car. I looked like trash. XD


AND GO
zzzzz
Last edited by Pagan_Poetry at Nov 12, 2009,
#2
I have a ton of trouble falling asleep so I can't say I've ever had this problem.
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#3
I fell alseep in class and slept through the bell. NO ONE WOKE ME! I was about 15 minutes late to my next class!
#5
Heh.
Here's another story before I forget.
I always sleep at my orthodontist's office. I'm lazy, what can I say?
Well one time when they were working on my teeth, they had to wake me up so I could...spit blood out of my mouth. Yeah apparently they accidentally cut the roof of my mouth with a tiny saw by accident (they were trying to cut off a bracket. Yes I have braces stfu), and I didn't wake up.
#6
Does falling asleep in a stranger's bathtub count, or does that go under the 'crazy drunker adventures' category?


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Does falling asleep in a stranger's bathtub count, or does that go under the 'crazy drunker adventures' category?

Probably the latter.
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Does falling asleep in a stranger's bathtub count, or does that go under the 'crazy drunker adventures' category?


I think the second option. =P
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#10
I fell asleep at a Slayer concert. I woke up to a drunk guy putting his foot on my shoulder.
#11
Did anyone else yawn when they saw this thread? Damn you, TS

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#12
I have fallen asleep at my orthodontists tons of times. It is really relaxing to me.
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I have fallen asleep at my orthodontists tons of times. It is really relaxing to me.


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It was to get you into the mood of the thread. How many other threads can you say you've had a personal real life connection with? =P

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#15
Fell asleep at Rock on the Range in Columbus, Ohio two years ago. Alter Bridge was on stage and I just kind of nodded off.
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#18
I feel asleep in a C-17 while waiting to do an airborne jump before, it was so unpleasant

It was like a 6-7 hour flight, and waking up disoriented only to remember that you're strapped to a parachute about to jump out into hot Georgia heat is not very comforting
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#19
I was really tired at a restaurant once and there was no where to sit so I sat down in a random booth, and fell asleep with my head on the table. Then the family who was sitting there came back to eat their food and I was sleeping in their booth. It was pretty embarrassing
#20
I fell asleep in class, which isn't that out of the ordinary. But I woke up without opening my eyes and thought to myself "Goddamn, now I have to get up and get ready for school", 'cause obviously I thought I was in my bed. Needless to say when I opened my eyes I was in a state of utter confusion
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I fell asleep in class, which isn't that out of the ordinary. But I woke up without opening my eyes and thought to myself "Goddamn, now I have to get up and get ready for school", 'cause obviously I thought I was in my bed. Needless to say when I opened my eyes I was in a state of utter confusion

That happened to me before. I slept in class so much.
#22
On the city bus on the way home from my summer job (I was ****ing tired). When I woke up I found that the bus was at the end of its run, which fortunately wasn't too far from my house. I was about to get out and walk home but the driver told me I could stick around for another 10 minutes so I could ride back to the correct stop when he turned around, which is what I did.
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#23
Your thread title reminds me of an user that was really cool, 'Yawn'. To bad the guys not around anymore, he was a decent UGer.

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Once when i was really young i feel asleep at a concert my mother took me to. This was not a 'happen'n type concert. It may have been good, but i was to young to pay attention.
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#24
one time i was at a "barn party"
basically just a bunch of drunk people in a little shack in a hay field. anyway i passed out and was awoken by some dude because the shack was on fire.
good times
#25
Damn this thread to the deepest pits of hell! Every time I scroll past it I ****in yawn and it's 11:30 pm here!
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