#3
In your mom
To atone a sin I didn't care for, but a sin that paid my debts
A sin that fed my children and burned my smiles and cigarettes
#4
I don't think the clarification was necessary, TS. Either directly into a rag, or onto my floor, which I then clean up with said rag
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
I love you



Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#6
ideally on girlfriends face, mouth, and inside of her


otherwise:
bed sheets, tissue, paper towel, sock
PM me about logos and merch

Quote by RU Experienced?
Sorry man, I only know how to program in Db.

Quote by genghisgandhi
I'm so underground that I make up bands and songs in my head and don't tell anyone about them.
#9
Quote by madbasslover
From my mouth. It's a pretty rare condition. Sometimes I beat it in public and just pretend I'm throwing up.

I'd just like to say that the arabic part of your sig made me lol.

However, my dad is the one who knows arabic, so he read it aloud to me. That was a bit awkward.
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
I love you



Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#10
Toilet. I pinch the end of my Johnson shut when I'm about to jizz and let my boner die before letting it out. If I have to piss at the same time I let that out too (along with the jizz).
Quote by Kikuta
Sell your Valvestate to brainless 17 year old for mighty sums of dollars. Purchase a JMP for a pittance from a desperate seller. Masturbate to pictures of yourself and your new, real Marshall. Eternal glory awaits.

#11
Pants.
Kleenex.
Shower.
Toilet.
Sheets.
Towel.
Rag.
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.


╔═══╗
║  ██ ║
╠═══╣
║╬  •• ║
╚═══╝
#14
Tissue or toilet. Rarely in a condom.
My Blog
New bands you wish you knew about!

Check This Band:As Blood Runs Black
Guitarist of the month: Quorthon


Got a good band that you want to share with the world? PM me and I'll write them a review.
#15
Real question is, why the hell would you want to know where other guys jerk off?
My gear so far >.>
Schecter Synyster standard
crappy BC rich bronze series warlock
Vox AD15VT-XL

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
#17
Quote by JoE_21
what does the sig say!

This
Quote by ThinLizzyFan
I love you



Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#18
On my boxers. I'll let my mom wash my mess.
Quote by DaveMustaine08
Quote by puppetmaster917
I think white people are better than black people.
While this statement is kinda racist and straightforward, it does have many FACTS to back it up lolz.

#21
I just tie my foreskin shut with a piece of sting before starting.
Last edited by GoldenBlues at Nov 12, 2009,
#22
In my boxers, then I just change them and wash them. Sometimes into the toilet or the bathtub.
#23
Uh, out of my penis. Duh.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#25
Um, a tissue?
Current Gear:
LTD MH-400 with Gotoh GE1996T (EMG 85/60)
PRS SE Custom 24 (Suhr SSH+/SSV)
Ibanez RG3120 Prestige (Dimarzio Titans)
Squier Vintage Modified 70s Jazz V
Audient iD22 interface
Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#26
Half on the bed sheets, other half in my boxers.
Quote by alcoholicpanda
Depression?

Kill it with Lysol.

Quote by i_killed_bill
Some guy in a striped sweater stole all my hamburgers. **** was soooo not cash
#28
I never knew the Pit was so insanitary with their jackoff habits.
Quote by redneckrebel
Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#32
Quote by bodyheatseeker
everywhere



Yeah okay peter north.
I do it my fish tank, hereeeee fishy fishy fishyyy
Quote by 23:50 inbleach
can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

Quote by WildChicken
Go suck a cat westdyolf!

Quote by Cat Of Pain
So, West...

I hear you'll suck my cat...

Ill suck your cat
PEACE LOVE PANCAKES
call me zach

chocolate chip pancakes!
#33
On my hand. I then clean it off my hand with a tissue or two. I tried cumming directly into a tissue one time, and it got stuck to my urethra.
#35
Quote by Holy Katana
On my hand. I then clean it off my hand with a tissue or two. I tried cumming directly into a tissue one time, and it got stuck to my urethra.

The urethra is the tube your piss an jizz goes through, that mustve sucked donkey ass.
Quote by 23:50 inbleach
can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

Quote by WildChicken
Go suck a cat westdyolf!

Quote by Cat Of Pain
So, West...

I hear you'll suck my cat...

Ill suck your cat
PEACE LOVE PANCAKES
call me zach

chocolate chip pancakes!
#36
Quote by westdyolf
The urethra is the tube your piss an jizz goes through, that mustve sucked donkey ass.

Yeah, it did. I peeled most of it off, but there was a bit that wouldn't come off until I took a shower. I could still piss, so it wasn't that bad, just uncomfortable.