#1
gimme some riddles and there answers, dont be a doosh!
Quote by Godsmack_IV
Emus. Seriously, no bird should be that big.

Quote by CFH82
Long story short, I had a dream I fu**ed a horse.


Rise up
We are revolutionaries
Viva la revolución
#2
If there were many wares to be sorted into where they're homes were, how many spare wares would you wear if their not home?
MATTERHORN
#3
Quote by Doctor Matthews
If there were many wares to be sorted into where they're homes were, how many spare wares would you wear if their not home?

no idea.....
Quote by Godsmack_IV
Emus. Seriously, no bird should be that big.

Quote by CFH82
Long story short, I had a dream I fu**ed a horse.


Rise up
We are revolutionaries
Viva la revolución
#4
Quote by Triviumsucks666
gimme some riddles and there answers, dont be a douche!





A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?


It was a bright, sunny day.

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#5
Quote by Triviumsucks666
gimme some riddles and there answers, dont be a doosh!

wtf ts, douche
#7
Quote by zchavez09
wtf ts, douche

ya i thought it would be censored
Quote by Godsmack_IV
Emus. Seriously, no bird should be that big.

Quote by CFH82
Long story short, I had a dream I fu**ed a horse.


Rise up
We are revolutionaries
Viva la revolución
#8
Quote by Doctor Matthews
If there were many wares to be sorted into where they're homes were, how many spare wares would you wear if their not home?


Their must be many wears.

Warmoth Strat w/ Lace Holy Grails
'07 Roadhouse Strat
Washburn WD-21 all Koa Acoustic
Marshall JCM-2000 TSL-122
Bugera V-5
#9
Quote by Le_Bunny
Ask nicely and I might post what I find upon searching "riddles" in Google.

please?
Quote by Godsmack_IV
Emus. Seriously, no bird should be that big.

Quote by CFH82
Long story short, I had a dream I fu**ed a horse.


Rise up
We are revolutionaries
Viva la revolución
#10
Don't post the answer, assholes, let us figure it out!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#11
^ ahhh fine. I'll cross it out.
EDIT: HEY! I was the only one to put the answer

Quote by Triviumsucks666
please?


Why are you so unsure about your politeness?
Be proud of it man!

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#13
I'm about 4 inches long, with some hair near my end. While I'm
being used, a white, creamy substance appears on my end, and i
am forced into a dark hole and thrusted back and forth in little
circles, what am i?
#14
Quote by QAZAR
I'm about 4 inches long, with some hair near my end. While I'm
being used, a white, creamy substance appears on my end, and i
am forced into a dark hole and thrusted back and forth in little
circles, what am i?

Toothbrush?
MATTERHORN
#15
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they have a machine that does that now.

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What's black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?

A drummer trying to change a lightbulb
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
Last edited by EnyoAdonai at Nov 12, 2009,
#16
Quote by Doctor Matthews
Toothbrush?


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#17
doctor matthews FTW
What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?


About three inches