#1
So I began making out with my girlfriend and she told me that she always thought my eyebrows were really sexy, and then she bit them, what the hell, man?

Then she starts saying how it makes her really really hot when a guy bites her nose. So at first I said I don't think so, because not only is that disgusting but you have a really bad cold. She said she wouldn't have sex with me and would continue to give me blue balls until I ended up in the hospital if I didn't. So you know....ummm....I tasted the lettuce flavor cigarettes she was smoking before and there was some blood involved. Basically there were three different colors in my mouth: green, yellow and red. She forced me to swallow it.

So.... like.... HAI PIT, IZ DIZ WIERD FETISH!?

By the way my girlfriend is woMANintheBOX19
#2
What?
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#9
**** that shit man
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So I began making out with my girlfriend and she told me that she always thought my eyebrows were really sexy, and then she bit them, what the hell, man?

Then she starts saying how it makes her really really hot when a guy bites her nose. So at first I said I don't think so, because not only is that disgusting but you have a really bad cold. She said she wouldn't have sex with me and would continue to give me blue balls until I ended up in the hospital if I didn't. So you know....ummm....I tasted the lettuce flavor cigarettes she was smoking before and there was some blood involved. Basically there were three different colors in my mouth: green, yellow and red. She forced me to swallow it.

So.... like.... HAI PIT, IZ DIZ WIERD FETISH!?

By the way my girlfriend is woMANintheBOX19


1 - I called BS the second I read lettuce cigarettes.

2 - No one cares who she is.

3 - Can't you make up your own mind?
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#15
First off I call BS, but if it was true, I don't understand. She blew her nose into your mouth pretty much? I probably would of thrown up all over her face it what would of possibly been even more of a turn on for her.
#16
Yeah man go for it, snot sex is the best
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#18



ah yes, so lettuce cigarettes are real apparently....


god that sounds disgusting..
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