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#3
best at masturbation my ass.


Us Pit monkeys totally own that

EDIT: but seriously, I see nothing wrong with that. They're teaching kids about masturbation as a perfectly fine and natural thing. What's bad about that?
Many kids from overly religious familys are misinformed about touching themselves and masturbation, this is actually a pretty good idea.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Nov 13, 2009,
#7
Quote by CoreysMonster
EDIT: but seriously, I see nothing wrong with that. They're teaching kids about masturbation as a perfectly fine and natural thing. What's bad about that?
Many kids from overly religious familys are misinformed about touching themselves and masturbation, this is actually a pretty good idea.

I guess it could be a good idea, I just posted it for the lulz to be honest.
#9
*books trip to Spain*
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#10
Nobody can love me the same way that I love me.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#11
I have nothing against masturbation, in fact, I ****ing love it. But I don't like this. There's some shit that government should never have to approach. I learned mighty fine on my own.
#14
This is government intrusion gone mad. What's next, state-mandated porn?


Well, at least this answers a long standing question of my own:

Q: Can Spaniards seduce themselves?

A: Yes.
Last edited by thewho65 at Nov 13, 2009,
#15
Quote by thewho65
This is government intrusion gone mad. What's next, state-mandated porn?


Well, at least this answers a long standing question of my own:

Q: Can Spaniards seduce themselves?

A: Yes.


#19
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
This is bad...


Why do you say that? Also, what's up with your sig? You don't even live in the US.
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#21
Quote by TimeIsTheEnemy
Pretty funny in a way but thinking about it seriously, I don't see anything wrong with this.


This.

But it cant be that hard surely?
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#22
Quote by metalmanjosip
This.

But it cant be that hard surely?


Oh really?
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#24
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Oh really?




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Maybe now they can walk erect with pride when it comes to masturbation.


It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#25
This article raises an important question: Why isn't the Pit tagline, "pleasure is in your own hands?"
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#26
Hey guys enough with the puns already yeah?

seriously i think its about time someone got hands on with this...
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#27
Quote by metalmanjosip
Hey guys enough with the puns already yeah?

seriously i think its about time someone got hands on with this...

You're right, time has come for this to stop
Keeping it real since '92
#28
Quote by Toolfan11
You're right, time has come for this to stop

Yeah, well a lot of people in the Pit enjoy masturbation, if you know what I mean.
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Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#29
Quote by Toolfan11
You're right, time has come for this to stop


I know.

its so self serving....

/pushing it.
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#30
At least it's better than abstinence-only.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#32
Quote by thsrayas
Why do you say that? Also, what's up with your sig? You don't even live in the US.



I say that because I am a supporter of abstinence-only.

Also, my sig- I'm a supporter of 2nd Amendment-style gun rights for the UK.
#33
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I say that because I am a supporter of abstinence-only.

Also, my sig- I'm a supporter of 2nd Amendment-style gun rights for the UK.


Why abstinence only? And please don't say your religion, your religion doesn't have any influence on other people's children.

Mmk to your sig, although I doubt it would ever happen.
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#34
Quote by thsrayas
Why abstinence only? And please don't say your religion, your religion doesn't have any influence on other people's children.


It's a question of self-control. We as humans can control our sexual urges, and abstinence is one way of doing so.

Fapping is just giving in.


Mmk to your sig, although I doubt it would ever happen.



OK then!
#35
Quote by CoreysMonster
best at masturbation my ass.


Us Pit monkeys totally own that

EDIT: but seriously, I see nothing wrong with that. They're teaching kids about masturbation as a perfectly fine and natural thing. What's bad about that?
Many kids from overly religious familys are misinformed about touching themselves and masturbation, this is actually a pretty good idea.


Plus masturbation often reduces your drive to have actual sex (yes, I'm referring to half of the Pit). Though if you masturbate too much and have a girlfriend, she may get tired of you saying "I'd rather you do me than do it myself".

Quote by Fassa Albrecht
It's a question of self-control. We as humans can control our sexual urges, and abstinence is one way of doing so.

Fapping is just giving in.


OK then!


I'd like to make a motion. I move that we, the monkeys of the Pit, disregard absolutely everything Fassa ever says.

Do I have a second?
Last edited by dudius at Nov 13, 2009,
#36
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
It's a question of self-control. We as humans can control our sexual urges, and abstinence is one way of doing so.

Fapping is just giving in.


OK then!

Fapping supports abstinence.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#37
but they will be the best at masturbation."

This sounds like we have a challenger, pit.
#38
Quote by Karvid
This article raises an important question: Why isn't the Pit tagline, "pleasure is in your own hands?"







oh my god a laughed for like 20 minutes after that.
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#39
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
It's a question of self-control. We as humans can control our sexual urges, and abstinence is one way of doing so.

Fapping is just giving in.

Just because we can control our sexual urges doesn't mean we always should.

You might say that religion doesn't influence you on your opinion, but whatever, it probably does. As a christian for 15 years, I can confidentally say that masturbation is not a sin. The Bible condemns sex before marriage, even looking lustfully at the opposite sex, but nothing about masturbation. Plus, people who masturbate are more likely to have a higher self esteem and less likely to get prostate cancer when they're older.

/redundant rant
#40
Quote by dudius
Plus masturbation often reduces your drive to have actual sex (yes, I'm referring to half of the Pit). Though if you masturbate too much and have a girlfriend, she may get tired of you saying "I'd rather you do me than do it myself".


I'd like to make a motion. I move that we, the monkeys of the Pit, disregard absolutely everything Fassa ever says.

Do I have a second?


i am your second, dudius

can we get a third?
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
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