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#2
Contrary to what you may read on the Internet, the world is not going to end in 2012.


Last time I trusted the internet!
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#6
I know when the world is going to end and how it is going to end.

4 - 5 billion years time when the sun ceases to exist.

I cant tell you when our species will go extinct though...
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#7
Contrary to what you may read on the Internet, the world is not going to end in 2012. A rogue planet named Nibiru is not on a collision course with Earth. And a solar flare won't toast the planet.


What about a planet named "x"?

Sneaky way of getting around things...

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#8
Man NASA keeps getting less credible. This will surely come back to bit them in the butt when the world does end in 2012.
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#9
I hate this 2012 bullshit.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
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#10
Quote by Meths
I hate this 2012 bullshit.
Me too.

We all know you're going to end the world.
#11
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"Some people went to that movie and they thought it was reality, that it was an actual documentary," Betts said.


#13
If the world can survive obama we can survive anything!


(puts on flame proof suit)
In order to live, you must be ready to die

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FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


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#14
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I hate this 2012 bullshit.

I do to. But I have decided to have fun with it while it lasts.
Oh and shit is no longer censored.
Where is your god complex now!
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#15
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I do to. But I have decided to have fun with it while it lasts.
Oh and shit is no longer censored.
Where is your god complex now!


You wont have to wait long until the next doomsday prediction though. That's why this shit is so tiresome. It never ends.
#16
I'm so relieved

no wait... the other thing, apathetic
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#17
I cannot believe that NASA has to spend time debunking this shit. It's pathetic.
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#18
I'll tell you what's gonna happen...December 2012 is gonna pass and then nothing happens. The only thing that will end is Obama's term.
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#19
so, government feels need to control for potential mass hysteria? good. it would be real sad if a bunch of corporations started banking on the idea of an apocalypse.
#21
Quote by maggot9779
You wont have to wait long until the next doomsday prediction though. That's why this shit is so tiresome. It never ends.

I have spent the last year applying mathematics and other pseudosciences to this question and I have concluded that the world will end.

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I'm so relieved

no wait... the other thing, apathetic

I don't care.
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#22
Last time I checked, the world was supposed to end in 2000.

(well in fact, technically, in 2001).

It's just like on the Internet, guys. When dealing with apocalypse theories, you just need not to feed the trolls. The only valid prediction is the Sun turning into a red giant and atomizing the Earth in the process, five billion years from now (like someone said above).
#23
Quote by Jackal58
I do to. But I have decided to have fun with it while it lasts.
Oh and shit is no longer censored.
Where is your god complex now!


They stopped censoring it a while ago and then put it back on the filter. Maybe it's to keep me on my toes.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
#24
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Me too. I really can't wait for it to be 2013 so I can stop hearing about it. Only 3 more years!

There's just going to be another pile of nutcases picking another date. They never go away.
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#26
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I don't care.


I was trying to be funny, obviously it didn't go well

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“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
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#28
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I was trying to be funny, obviously it didn't go well


I was one upping your apathy.
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#31
Quote by Jackal58
I was one upping your apathy.



great, now I made a mediocre joke and looked stupid


typical day on here tbh...
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“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#32
Quote by Jackal58
I do to. But I have decided to have fun with it while it lasts.
Oh and shit is no longer censored.
Where is your god complex now!

Actually it's on and off.

Sometimes it does and sometimes you have to bypass it.

"People are very gullible," he added. "It a sad testimonial that you need NASA to tell you the world's not going to end."

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#35
Quote by Jackal58
There's just going to be another pile of nutcases picking another date. They never go away.



I know. Unfortunately.
#37
Honestly I still don't know where the idea that the world was gunna end in 2012 came from.
I know about the Mayan calender ending then, but my calender ends on Dec. 31 of this year and that doesn't mean the world's going to end on New Years Eve now does it?
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#38
Quote by justinb904
Honestly I still don't know where the idea that the world was gunna end in 2012 came from.
I know about the Mayan calender ending then, but my calender ends on Dec. 31 of this year and that doesn't mean the world's going to end on New Years Eve now does it?



Exactly. December 21, 2012 is the end of the long count. It then starts over, just like any other calendar. I don't know why so many people can't seem to grasp this rather simple concept.
#39
It was an Aztec conspiracy to ruin the Mayan cred.
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#40
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Exactly. December 21, 2012 is the end of the long count. It then starts over, just like any other calendar. I don't know why so many people can't seem to grasp this rather simple concept.

Most probably know that but still want to stir up shit talking about it.
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