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#1
So, today is my 18th birthday. I had a lot of hype built up in me for it, but oddly, it's been quite mediocre, to my dismay.

My license is still suspended, only 3 people told me "happy birthday", 2 of which I didn't know, no party because I'm grounded, can't move out because my job can't afford it, etc. I don't even have a cell phone. Sucks, eh?

However, my step-dad bought me four DVDs of Girls Gone Wild, which I thought was slightly strange, yet awesome. The only good thing is that I got about $150 in cash, and I have the weekend off of work.

I know my life could always be worse, but I was let down by all of my own hype. Eh, oh well.

Anyways, happy birthday to me?
#2
Quote by SMB13
So, today is my 18th birthday. I had a lot of hype built up in me for it, but oddly, it's been quite mediocre, to my dismay.

My license is still suspended, only 3 people told me "happy birthday", 2 of which I didn't know, no party because I'm grounded, can't move out because my job can't afford it, etc. I don't even have a cell phone. Sucks, eh?

However, my step-dad bought me four DVDs of Girls Gone Wild, which I thought was slightly strange, yet awesome. The only good thing is that I got about $150 in cash, and I have the weekend off of work.

I know my life could always be worse, but I was let down by all of my own hype. Eh, oh well.

Anyways, happy birthday to me?

el o el

Didn't have any family over? What are you going to buy with the money?
#3
Aw, that sucks that only 3 people said happy birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMB13!!!

Here is a picture of man doing things with a fish:

XIAOXI
#5
for your birthday i got you a duck rabbit

is it a duck or a rabbit? the world will never know

happy birthday

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#6
Quote by SMB13
So, today is my 18th birthday. I had a lot of hype built up in me for it, but oddly, it's been quite mediocre, to my dismay.

My license is still suspended, only 3 people told me "happy birthday", 2 of which I didn't know, no party because I'm grounded, can't move out because my job can't afford it, etc. I don't even have a cell phone. Sucks, eh?

However, my step-dad bought me four DVDs of Girls Gone Wild, which I thought was slightly strange, yet awesome. The only good thing is that I got about $150 in cash, and I have the weekend off of work.

I know my life could always be worse, but I was let down by all of my own hype. Eh, oh well.

Anyways, happy birthday to me?


happy birthday - my unknown friend.
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#7
Boo Hoo.
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#8
Quote by Child In Time
God, teenagers.


God, people who forget that they were a teenager once too...........
#9
Quote by Nemm
el o el

Didn't have any family over? What are you going to buy with the money?


Nope, no family, except the ones I live with. As for the money, I plan on getting a prepaid cell phone, or saving for a THD Hotplate and an Avatar 2x12.

And At the fish picture and the duck rabbit
#11
Quote by LukeBTH
God, people who forget that they were a teenager once too...........


I never complained that I only got £150 odd for my birthdays etc.
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#12
WOW if forgot what it was like to be an 18 year old who made some shitty decisions; job, car, phone, (all of which were your fault btw). Sounds just like me. now i'm 7 years older, and i don't even remember my own birthday. So, for what its worth........ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Use the money to pay for some of the food you eat out of your parents fridge.
#13
Happy birthday.

I spent my 18th playing with a nerf gun with my six year old sister til I accidentally hurt her one too many times. The rest of the time I worried about what was gonna happen with my gf. She broke up with me the next day.
#14
I got happy birthdays from my family on my 18th..

And then two from everyone else.. I even told one person it was my 18th and they still didn't say happy birthday
#15
Quote by chaoticfables
Here - I got you a guitar.



'cuz you know, I figured, you play guitar...


Thanks, I need a good acoustic, lol.

@ Dimarzio: I have a job, and a car, and I HAD a cell phone. My parents took my phone, and I lost my license speeding.

The job however, is not shitty. For going through school and being my age, $8.30/hour at 25 hours a week isn't bad.
#16
Eh, don't worry about it. There's always hype surrounding birthdays and if you get your hopes up then they are sure to be dashed. Enjoy your 21st three years from now though, which in America is the one to look forward to. So, Happy Birthday, I guess.
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#17
at least you got a job, id be 18 again and grounded and all that other stuff you bitched about if it meant i had a job.

ok probably not but still it could always be worse

edit: also, everything you complained about seemed to be your fault.
Last edited by Amos_Moses at Nov 13, 2009,
#18
Not bad. Better than my job in high school. still all your fault, but i feel a little more sorry for you
#19
Quote by PekarGuitar
Eh, don't worry about it. There's always hype surrounding birthdays and if you get your hopes up then they are sure to be dashed. Enjoy your 21st three years from now though, which in America is the one to look forward to. So, Happy Birthday, I guess.


If I wanted to, I could drink now, but meh. However, I'll take pride in the fact hatI can buy my own Guinness, lol.

16 is a birthday you'll never forget, and 21 is one you will never remember

EDIT: Sorry for the double post
Last edited by SMB13 at Nov 13, 2009,
#20
Quote by dimarzio77
Not bad. Better than my job in high school. still all your fault, but i feel a little more sorry for you


Job - No, I like my Job.
Phone - No, parents took it away for financial reasons. They also have no phones
Car - Yes, I was speeding
People forgetting my birthday - No, It's not my job to remember for them
#21
Quote by Abunai X
Aw, that sucks that only 3 people said happy birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMB13!!!

Here is a picture of man doing things with a fish:


Holyshitwhatiswrongwithhishand.

Edit: Oh wait, looked at it better. It's normaly

And happy birthday. My 18th was pretty crap too. I was swamped with exams and stuff, couldn't do anything.
🙈 🙉 🙊
Last edited by entity0009 at Nov 13, 2009,
#22
Quote by Child In Time
God, teenagers.

I really don't think it's too much to ask for someone to appreciate (quite possibly) the one day of the year worth celebrating.. What does being a teenager have to do with someone feeling sad? Contrary to the belief that all teenagers are immature and angsty, we are quite capable of feeling genuine emotions without attributing it to some label.

That being said, Happy Birthday mate, hope it gets better.
#23
i turn 18 on nov 28. i just want to be able to drive past 9. also my friends who went away for college will be home so we'll all be chillen. hopefully it doesnt bum out on me like it did u. but in 3yrs u turn 21 and u can buy all the beer u can afford!!
TOMAHAWK!

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#25
Well happy birthday

Yeah weird that your step-dad bought you girls gone wild dvds. There's much better porn out there.
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#27
Happy birthday brosef. Use the munza to buy more ballin' porn.
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#28
My birthdays have pretty much been like that since I stopped having birthday parties at Wacky Warehouse, like 8 years ago. It is annoying.

Happy Birthday.
#29
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God, teenagers.

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#30
Quote by Kensai
Well happy birthday

Yeah weird that your step-dad bought you girls gone wild dvds. There's much better porn out there.


leave it to you to suggest better porn lol

yeah dude dont worry i didnt do shit for my birthday either(17th)

i got 200$ total(spent it next day )
hung out at my house(shit weather in october in michigan can ya belive it?)
got a birthday bj(no one can complain about that)
and slept for like 14 hrs the next day.

random and sorta spamish, i found an entire box of ****in gummy bears!!!!!! rigght now im devouring their little brains!!! om nom nom..
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#31
Quote by SMB13


I know my life could always be worse, but I was let down by all of my own hype. Eh, oh well.


sounds like the perfect moment to smoke your first[legal] ciggy. way to go buddy.
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#32
I wanted my 16th to be special. I mean, I wanted to have a shit-load of friends over and everything. Rather than that, I got my amplifier. I'm proud of it, but I still would've liked to have a better 16th (considering I didn't get the amp until a month later, when I could travel a ways). Hell, I didn't even get my license until like...March? (My b-day is in January)
#34
Hey. SMB. Seriously dude?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

You're awesome. **** your car, **** your phone, its your birthday which means its time to be happy!!!!!!!!
SMILE STACK





Welcome to 18dom. I am a member, but i will be leaving on January 14th (AHEM UG).
My suggestion to you for having a rad birthday, is to have some buddies come over. I don't care if your grounded. Tell your parents "but its my birthday, pleeeeeease?!" and if they say no, **** it! Sneak out, have some fun! You won't be young forever!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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#35
happy birthday, my 18 involved doing laundry and sitting in my basement but cheer up now you have porn and money
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#36
Happy Birthday!

When I turn 18, the only cool things I can do is vote and have anal sex.
#37
Quote by SMB13
However, my step-dad bought me four DVDs of Girls Gone Wild

Your mom must attract some really strange men. I hope to never find out why she divorced your real dad.

Happy birthday.
MATTERHORN
#38
Quote by Doctor Matthews
Your mom must attract some really strange men. I hope to never find out why she divorced your real dad.

Happy birthday.


I've actually always wondered why, lol.

And thanks everyone!
#39
Man. My parents went on a cruise for my 17th, and my 18th they went away as well. No parties on either because my grandma was staying over. You totally cant complain.

Happy Birthday though
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#40
Make the most of it, birthdays only get more tedious year after year.
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