I just saw this on the Shotgun app for iPhone.

Shotgun is not a real gun. Trying to defend yourself with shotgun will likely result in getting your iPhone stolen.


Post lulworthy ones you've seen, GO!
"This product is made in a facility where eggs, nuts, crustaceans, sulphur dioxide and sulphates and milk are used in the manufacturing of other products"
That was on the packaging of a sandwich. Sulphur dioxide? WTF

That was obviously a joke, making you look like the stupid one i'm afraid.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
"You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, missiles, or chemical or biological weapons. "

None other than iTunes' terms of service.
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I just saw this on the Shotgun app for iPhone.


Post lulworthy ones you've seen, GO!

I have a feeling you don't get the joke.
On some Japanese Robot thing my friend gave me it says

"Do not suck on small parts to prevent suffocation"
On Lipitor, which is an asthma medicine, it says "may increase chances of asthma related death"
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Don't drive. Stay in doors in a padded sterilised germ free room with a strait jacket eating vitamin pills at the appropriate intervals


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Weird Kid: Do you play by ear?

Me: No, I play by hand.