#1
pit....i wanked it in my no-wank pants. =/
these were brand new pajamas that i had gotten and i told myself that it was a strick no-wank zone in there.....but i couldn't do it. Every ounce of self-control was taken over by my throbbing **** =(


have you guys ever told yourselves that you weren't gonna fap in a certain piece of clothing or in a certain place but later did anyway?
#7
Quote by boxerb
wait so you just get semen all over your clothes?


no just the inside of it, near my crotch area.


Quote by Thrace
You wear pyjamas?


they are plaid. don't joke mother****er.
#9
Quote by Thrace
You wear pyjamas?


You don't know how to spell pajamas?
Quote by kayaress one


Sir, I love you.

#11
Quote by Aaron0612
You don't know how to spell pajamas?


There's two ways of spelling it
"If I told you that, I'd have to kill you."
"Why is it like.. top secret?"
"No."

Last.fm
#13
Quote by Aaron0612
You don't know how to spell pajamas?


its ok man. damn brits are always trying to trip us up.

coloUr my ass.
#14
Thanks for the wank update.

Maybe you could chronicle a journal for us all, detailing locations, times, motivations etc.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
Quote by Caleb B
I'm pretty sure this pertains to sexual activity which we have a thread for?


this pertains to my ****.

and fish. little tiny white fish.
#18
Quote by Thrace
There's two ways of spelling it


I'm just giving you a hard time
Quote by kayaress one


Sir, I love you.

#20
Pics or it didnt happen..... jk
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#22
Quote by Ssargentslayer
What a sticky situation!


Looks like you've come upon a difficult situation!
Quote by kayaress one


Sir, I love you.

#23
Quote by Caleb B
I'm pretty sure this pertains to sexual activity which we have a thread for?



Ok so who invited the party pooper....SRSLY!?@?#!
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#24
anyone else think colour should be spelled cullur?

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#25
Quote by Caleb B
I'm pretty sure this pertains to sexual activity which we have a thread for?


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#27
Quote by Aaron0612
I'm just giving you a hard time


Bitch
"If I told you that, I'd have to kill you."
"Why is it like.. top secret?"
"No."

Last.fm
#28
you wank!

get a girlfriend!


i realise that comment may have offended everyone in the pit

#29
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BETRAYED YOUR PAJAMA PANTS!!!!!!!!


...why wouldn't you just take them off?
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What if the NES breaks? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
#30
Sorry I didn't realize how important it was for you guys to discuss wanking it with each other in multiple threads. Carry on!
#31
You were pajamas?
:p
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#33
Quote by metacarpi
Thanks for the wank update.

Maybe you could chronicle a journal for us all, detailing locations, times, motivations etc.



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