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and they aren't very quiet about it. Now I'm usually a pretty tolernt guy when it comes to sex noises, but these guys/girls are grunting like freaking animals, and they have been at it for about an hour. What can I do to subtely perhaps tell them to quiet down, or maybe signal to them that they're too loud?
#3
Ridicule the man's penis size.

Edit: Turn on some REALLY loud porn.
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Just beat on the wall
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sorry, we'll keep it down.

Must be loud if he can hear it all the way in Germany from Australia....
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#8
why not join them?

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#9
Walk into the room and stand there with a video camera while furiously masturbating.
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#12
kick the door down and run away, they'll stop immediately.

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#17
put on headphones and get over it, they're having sex and enjoying it, don't ruin it for them. If they're still at it after 3 hours, well, then you can hit the wall a few times and see what happens.
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#20
Shit on their heads
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#21
get a girl and do it louder it worked for me...well actualy they came into our room and the dean heard it and now its not a co-ed dorm anymore...
#22
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put on headphones and get over it, they're having sex and enjoying it, don't ruin it for them. If they're still at it after 3 hours, well, then you can hit the wall a few times and see what happens.


TBH, I agree with this...

..but they should also be respectful of neighbours. Trust me, listening to other people have sex isn't the best thing...
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#25
Cut a hole in the side of your wall and put your penis through it to show who's boss.
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#26
Lolz, just yell at the top of your lungs really awkward stuff like: ""You sound like my parents banging!", something to ruin the mood.
#28
if youve got facial hair.... shave all but your moustashe off and gel your hair to on side (could gel your stashe),wear your Trousers really high and knock on the door, put a pervvy voice an and ask ''excuse me i heard you ... you are having-a-sex can i join if i pay 1 dowwa''
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Cut a hole in the side of your wall and put your penis through it to show who's boss.

I fear that would be way too expensive; the size of the hole I'd have to drill...

I'd much rather just use my schlong to knock down their door and suffocate them both.
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#31
lol where the hell do you go to school? theres always stupid stuff happening there
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#32
Guy's have you ever watched Asian porn man the bitches are loud and ''squeaky''
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#35
Yeah sorry about that, man.
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#36
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Lolz, just yell at the top of your lungs really awkward stuff like: ""You sound like my parents banging!", something to ruin the mood.

They're Asian. Judging from their porn and my racial stereotyping it would be impossible to gross them out.
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#37
sorry, we'll keep it down.


Must be loud if he can hear it all the way in Germany from Australia....



And I was wondering am I starting to hear voices(screams?) in my head...
#38
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They're Asian. Judging from their porn and my racial stereotyping it would be impossible to gross them out.

Just throw an exam paper with a bad grade at them.
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