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#2
Sex is like an outlet for anger.


EDIT:
Really, first post? Weird.
And no, I don't mean 'abuse' kids.
Maybe
'Sex is like a giant release' woulda been better.
KatehMonster
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
Quote by zerosystem
just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#5
Sex is like big mean grizzly bear.
Quote by bendystraw
what's pron?


EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


a2m/gape/murder/suicide/farrakhan/braziliancakefarts/bugera
#10
Quote by catalan123
sex is like a man inserting his penis inside a womans vagina


very true but not true all the time.....there are those guys that enjoy other men
#11
Quote by soxfan932
very true but not true all the time.....there are those guys that enjoy other men


not neccasarily
#12
sex is like sleeping. it can be good, bad, wet, or terrible.
Survivor of:
Maryland Deathfest X
Maryland Deathfest XI
Maryland Deathfest XII
#15
Quote by ckellingc
Sex is like a huricane. It hits hard for a while, but then leaves and takes everything with it... GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF KAYLA!!! SERIOUSLY!

#16
Quote by ckellingc
Sex is like a huricane. It hits hard for a while, but then leaves and takes everything with it... GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF KAYLA!!! SERIOUSLY!


is that a true story?
#19
Quote by MelodicSlap
touche young hippo


is that a fat joke....i am seriously not that large
#20
Quote by Heminator89
Sex is like Dream Theater. Long and accompanied with great musical background


****ing great


Sex is like math. You subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide her legs, and pray you don't duplicate.
#26
my day has sucked completely......and just reading everyones random stuff it has made me laugh nonstop.....great idea
#27
Quote by darkwolf291
Could you please remove your penis from my anus...im trying to take a crap


R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#28
Quote by Progis8strings
Sex is like math. You subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide her legs, and pray you don't duplicate.

"Teacher I'm having trouble with my duplication times tables!"

MATTERHORN
#30
Sex is like on fire?


Sex is like lol aweseomesause?


Sex is like is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.
#31
Quote by ckellingc
Sex is like a huricane. It hits hard for a while, but then leaves and takes everything with it... GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF KAYLA!!! SERIOUSLY!


So sigged
#32
How about this one: I Play Guitar Because ____
Also: Sex is like snow: you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it is going to last.
And: Could you please explain whether you're pro or anti gun control, Ethan?
Quote by dr_shred
FrustratedRocka you are a legend

Quote by littlephil

The man clearly knows his shit.

Quote by Banjocal


one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
#33
this is a quote from my 8th grade health teacher.

"Sex is like puting bateries into a flashlite."
#35
Quote by loganleunidus
this is a quote from my 8th grade health teacher.

"Sex is like puting bateries into a flashlite."

#36
I play guitar because i like melting faces off the living and raising the dead.
Then, melting the deads faces.
Its a whole face-melt-fest.

Sex means nothing compared to my awesomeness.
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#37
sex is like something that is a lot of fun at first but then turns into a chore.
epic7734
#38
Sex is like playing Death Metal. It feels good to do at the time. But then you're like wtf.
edgy meems only friendo :^)
#39
Sex is like a penis going in and out of a vagina/anus/mouth in a rythmic manner until one or both parties achieve an orgasm, resulting in the firing of man milk (despite popular belief due to pornography, the recieving partner rarely lets in get on his/her face) and hilarious facial expressions (known among sex experts as the "O Face".)

Or something like that.
Quote by JohnnyV
I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


Music things

PRS SE Custom 24
Epiphone G400
Vox AC15C1
#40
Quote by Lots O' FX
Sex is like a penis going in and out of a vagina/anus/mouth in a rythmic manner until one or both parties achieve an orgasm, resulting in the firing of man milk (despite popular belief due to pornography, the recieving partner rarely lets in get on his/her face) and hilarious facial expressions (known among sex experts as the "O Face".)

Or something like that.


You mean sexperts?

Theyre total freaks in bed, trust.
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
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