#1
so I know there's a promote yer band forum, but I don't care what 14 year old metal heads think about my "****** acoustic music" so I'm posting this in the punk forum. Close it if you want, Jordan.

Anyways so I do this acoustic band called SIGFRIED + ROID-RAGE, most of the time it's just me, sometimes other friends join in. The original idea of it was me and my friend Murphy would buy the 3 euro bottle of vodka at the discount grocery store and each drink one, then try and play RAMONES songs and just end up yelling at each other. We never practiced for that and tried to do it at the ANDY DALE PETTY show at ON THE ROX 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES house here in Rome, but I ended up playing my own songs, so SIGFRIED + ROID-RAGE kinda evolved into that. We came up with the name when we were drunk on the drug bridge here in Rome. I tried to say Siegfried and Roy but couldn't. Murphy added Roid-Rage and then we mispelled it so they wouldn't sue and mostly cos we're kinda dumb.

I've played a few shows here in Rome and Latina and a bit around southern Europe/Austria.

Anyways, my questions is does anyone have some webspace they can give to me so I can put a song or two up and this thing i did on the typewriter to explain what this band is and the tour dates and what not.

Oh yeah, I need this cos I'm doing two tours with this band soon. Here's the shows in the future for those who care:

DECEMBER:

6: LATINA, IT @ SOTOSCALA 9 w/ Eduardo, TIMBER RATTLE [nyc]

JANUARY:

19: MONTE CARLO, MC @ A.I.M. (i think) w/ XTRAMEDIUM [fr] and someone else maybe NIXON TAPES

FEBRUARY:

12: GENOVA, IT @ Squat w/ OLIM PALUS (latina), XTRAMEDIUM [fr] + TBA
13: ROMA, IT @ Squat w/ XTRAMEDIUM [fr] + TBA
14: ROMA, IT @ AUR (via pietro Roselli 4) w/ XTRAMEDIUM [fr]
15: Latina, IT @ SOTTOSCALA 9 w/ XTRAMEDIUM [fr] + Eduardo + I hope THE NAPPIES
19: Innsbruck, A @ Gina's Bar probably w/ XTRAMEDIUM [fr] + Hank Hollywood's mustache

MARCH (all with DIP DAP [Glasgow]):

19: GLASGOW
20: CARLISLE
21: MANCHESTER
22: LEAMINGTON SPA
23: SOUTHAMPTON
24: BRIGHTON
25: SHEFFIELD
26: NEWCASTLE
27 EDINBURGH

Distant future:

MAY:

maybe some shit with THOMAS FUNCTION in France, Italy + Spain

AUGUST:

Scandanavia w/ OLIM PALUS

FALL:

ITALY w/ THE RATCLIFFS

if this is gets closed just write my e-mail davidvanhale@gmail.com

I'm going to see HELLSHOCK tonight. It should rule.
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#2
Too p0nx for myspace?

Edit:That was not meant to be a snooty remark, as it came off as. Just curious why you would avoid it.
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#3
Cos it's owned by Rupert Murdoch and I don't wanna add to what I've allready put on there. Plus the format is changing at it really sucks. Web sites are waay cooler cos it can look exactly how I want it to look. All I want is like a picture this page i typed on the type writer and then a link to a few songs, I don't want people to leave comments advertising ways to make their dicks bigger... i have an e-mail for that.
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#4
Fair 'nuff. Do it on a blogspot or something. Not worth it to pay a host.
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#5
That's why I was asking for free webspace. Or someone who knew a way to do it for free. I tried to make a website in 4th grade, when you had to write out all the HTML but I could never do it and I just kinda gave up on doing them from there and used the Internet to find out about video games until I found out about porn and punk rock.
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#7
This sounds awesome.

You didn't think about setting up a band page on UG? They let you do that, I hear.
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She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
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#8
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come here and bring thomas function with you plz kthnx



we'll come to Canada if we can figure out a good way to get from Vancouver to Calgary. Then it's on!


As far as UG band page, it's kinda a generic thing. I want to have more control over it and shit.

I'm sure I'll find something. I'll upload a song from this band later tonight.
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#10
Quote by whyvern
we'll come to Canada if we can figure out a good way to get from Vancouver to Calgary. Then it's on!


Absolutely breathtaking scenic drive through the mountains... there's a few decent towns to play in between too, although some of them you've got to go a bit out of your way.
#11
we still need some help in the UK. I know alot of you live there and I'd like to get a chance to sit back, eat some pasties and drink some ale with you. Let's make this happen. Since yer country is so ****ing small, those stared dates are negotiable in terms of locality.

Here's an updated show schedule:

DEC:
6: LATINA, IT @ SOTOSCALA 9 w/ TIMBER RATTLE (BROOKLYN)
31: THERE WILL BE A PARTY SOMEWHERE!!!!

JAN:
Random sporadic shows in ACCRA, GHANA (for real)

FEB all w/ XTRAMEDIUM:
11 (MAYBE) MONACO, MC
12 GENOVA, IT w/ OLIM PALUS + more
13 ROMA, IT @ House show w/ drunk bros
14 LATINA, IT @ SOTTOSCALA 9 w/ e vermouth
19 INNSBRUCK, A @ A BAR OF COURSE DUH (bars are all ages there yo)

MAR all w/ DIP DAP stars next to places we need extra help in:
19 GLASGOW
20 CARLISLE
21 MANCHESTER
22 STOKE / BIRMINGHAM AREA *
23 EITHER BRISTOL or LONDON*
24 LONDON or LEEDS*
25 SHEFFIELD
26 NEWCASTLE
27 EDINBURGH

again http://sigfriedandroidrage.tk

or davidvanhale@gmail.com
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Last edited by whyvern at Nov 28, 2009,
#12
that looks like a ****ing hell of a time, good luck with all that and have fun man
unfortunately i cant get the music to work on your site
#13
hey Prince, how's it going?

You can click the text of song titles and it should link you to mediafire and you download it from there.

If anyone still can help out on this tour we'd appreciate it!
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