Poll: Worst Crime You Have Committed
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View poll results: Worst Crime You Have Committed
stole from family
24 8%
made racially abusive/bigoted remark
36 12%
criminal damage
23 8%
assault
22 7%
taken illegal drugs
115 38%
shoplifting
46 15%
arson
16 5%
sold illegal drugs
23 8%
Voters: 306.
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#84
Quote by aig91
Damn it. I knew it would catch up with me. But I suppose I must pay my debt to society.

Well, atleast you'll get ripped in prison
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#87
drinking underage
smoking underage
drugs underage
sex underage
theft
trespassing
i've delivered a punch lol
graffiti
illegal driving

i am such a badass
#88
Underage drinking/smoking. It's not technically illegal though, the people being criminals are the ones getting me alcohol/cigarettes.

Watching porn whilst below 18. I guess that sort of counts.

Oh yeah, and I killed a goldfish when I was 4 or something. With washing powder. I used to be a member of the 'Toddler Fish Mafia'.


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#89
i shot jfk.

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Danelectro Cool Cat Drive
Boss EQ


#91
i speed a lot, like 65 in a 35
jay walking
downloading stuff illegally
tampering with voting booths, which is a felony
loitering

just some of the fun harmless stuff
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#95
Quote by Caleb B
Anyone who says none is a facking liar.

No. I'm not.
#96
I walked on grass that clearly said, ''No walking on grass''


DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


Quote by Floods_Solo
Lol. If insomniac's were called something less cool like "cock lords" or something I bet there would be significantly less people claiming to be it.
#97
FBI is in on this you ideots RUN!
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#98
Shoplifting
Arson (only a small fire in the middle of a field)
Breaking and entering
Purchasing alcohol under the age of 18
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#99
I have an IN10: Driving without insurance conviction.


I didn't know I was breaking the law as my insurance details went to the wrong address.

Bad times, real bad times, worse mistake of my life that'll I have to live with for years.
#100
Quote by meta1militia
i poured kerosine on my arm, lit it on fire, then fist fu cked a goat


epic
Scale


The
Summit

Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#101
Does fighting count as assault?
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#102
Quote by Acorn
No. I'm not.

Shut the **** up. You aided pimps in establishing underage brothels.
#103
I'm glad I'm with the majority. xD
KatehMonster
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
Quote by zerosystem
just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#104
Does stealing a shiny toy from a charity shop at age 5 count as shoplifting?
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#106
Quote by paintITblack39
that's because he's used to his third-world country where once you commit a crime, you are put to death immediately. the fact that he created this thread in the first place is simply so he can feel better before they place him up against a wall, blindfold him, put a cigarette in his mouth, and have the fire squad do their thing.

Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#108
I have done some minor graffitti, trespassed a few times, ridden without a seatbelt briefly (in an attempt to switch seats mid-ride while my friends tried to send me through the windshield), illegal fires (not really arson because I wasn't attempting to destroy property), and ridden in a car with someone who was not liscensed to drive more than one unrelated person. I also punched a kid in the face a few years back. I knocked him to the floor but I think I ended up hurting myself more than I hurt him becuase I cut my knuckles quite badly on his teeth. I passed it off to my parents as a skateboarding injury.

I am SO COOL.

I have never done drugs or alchohol of any kind, though, and I am proud of that.
Like punk the way it used to be? Deranged Youth Its like what Warped Tour should be!

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#109
is there an option for none
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#110
I seem to remember "stealing" a Milky Way when I was like 10. It was more like I accidentally walked out with it, assuming my dad had charged it while he was paying for the rest of his purchases.

Moral of the story: I got a Milky Way.
#111
stole from family
Yes
made racially abusive/bigoted remark
No
criminal damage
Yes

assault
No
taken illegal drugs
Yes
shoplifting
No
arson
No
sold illegal drugs
No


Have I done anything like that for a long time? No.
#112
stole a shirt from a store once...that's about it
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Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#114
Quote by Tommy Walker
Shut the **** up. You aided pimps in establishing underage brothels.

Dammit!!! How did you know!!
#115
Arson
Grand Larceny
Assault
Sodomy
Genocide
Truancy
Drug Possesion/Distribution
and various other fun things.
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#116
Arson. There used to be house where yours is right now.

Fender Telecaster w/ GFS Lil' Killer
Jet City Pico Valve

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The fretboard is dry because it is more than likely made in China.

I wonder how he came to this conclusion.
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#119
All of the above except arson and stealing from family. You just don't do that shit.
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages
#120
underage tobacco and alcohol use, and out after curfew, pretty standard stuff