Poll: Worst Crime You Have Committed
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View poll results: Worst Crime You Have Committed
stole from family
24 8%
made racially abusive/bigoted remark
36 12%
criminal damage
23 8%
assault
22 7%
taken illegal drugs
115 38%
shoplifting
46 15%
arson
16 5%
sold illegal drugs
23 8%
Voters: 306.
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#122
I stole a street sign.
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#123
lol'd at 11 arsonists and 12 drug cartel's in the pit.

I've taken illegal drugs, make bigoted remarks like it's my job, shoplifted once when I forgot to pay for a newspaper at a grocery store, that's about it.
#124
stole from family
made racially abusive/bigoted remark
criminal damage
taken illegal drugs
arson


With the arson i was playing with firecrackers in a bush with a few mates, and we dropped a match and a bush caught fire, it burned down a large majority of the forest.....
#125
I've done a lot of whats in the poll sadly. :/ Bad kid I am.
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#127
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SWIM has done all those cept steal from parents and shoplift. SWIM has done more than those too.
throwing missiles- throwing snowballs at cars. haha. almost got his ass kicked for that!
obsturcting traffic- throwing snowballs at cars, cars would swerve and slam on da brakes when hit them
breaking and entering_ broke into an abandoned building
property damage- broke shit in an abandoned building
being drunk in public-self explanitory
destruction of private property-breaking shit
possetion of drugs-self explanitory
selling drugs-" "
arson- burned shit in the abandond building
breaking curfew- was out at 3 am stealing stuff
vandalism
running from police- police were chasing SWIM and his friends for "obstructing traffic, throwing missiles, underage driving, and assult"
assult- fighting at skool


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#130
Quote by RU Experienced?
lol'd at 11 arsonists and 12 drug cartel's in the pit.

I've taken illegal drugs, make bigoted remarks like it's my job, shoplifted once when I forgot to pay for a newspaper at a grocery store, that's about it.


I didn't see any drug cartels mentioned? There's a big difference between selling pot to your friends occasionally and being in a drug cartel.
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#132
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I didn't see any drug cartels mentioned? There's a big difference between selling pot to your friends occasionally and being in a drug cartel.


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#133
Quote by Kid_Thorazine
I didn't see any drug cartels mentioned? There's a big difference between selling pot to your friends occasionally and being in a drug cartel.
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#134
weed, alcohol, cigarettes.
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#136
Once I accidentally broke the lid on a toilet tank (when looking inside said tank at the mechanism) in a Subway bathroom several years ago, if that counts. No one ever found out it was me. (Btw it fell behind the toilet and broke on the hard tile floor).

Also, I'm not sure if this counts, but a few months ago before I graduated high school, when I was carrying an old microwave that someone had thrown out back to my house so I nuke random shit in it to see what would happen, I got stopped by the cops because they thought I was a burglar. I told them the truth (not the part about nuking random stuff though) and they let me go. (Btw I tested the microwave later on and found that it still worked.)
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#137
underage drinking thats about it.
oh and i have taken weed
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#138
underage drinking (started whiskey at 11)
underaged weed (12)
attacking people
stealing from people the streets
shoplifting
underaged coke, xtc(15)
illegal weapon possesion(knifes, guns)
joyriding
put a guy in coma
#139
I used to drink underage like nobodies business, but then I turned 18 and it became okay, so I guess the 'worst' thing I still do is smoke pot.
#140
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underage drinking (started whiskey at 11)
underaged weed (12)
attacking people
stealing from people the streets
shoplifting
underaged coke, xtc(15)
illegal weapon possesion(knifes, guns)
joyriding
put a guy in coma


dude....weed and coke arent legal to begin with,

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#141
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dude....weed and coke arent legal to begin with,

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#143
stole from family
made racially abusive/bigoted remark
criminal damage
taken illegal drugs
shoplifting

First one was when I was younger, still feel worst about it though.
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#145
underage drinking
street racing (although to be fair i was only calling out turns since i didnt have my license yet)
Out after curfew
underage tobacco (hookah only about once a month though)
i think that about sums it up
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#146
When I was like 12, I swear to god I got busted stealing pencils from Rite Aid, because my pencils in school always got stolen and I'd get yelled at for not having one, and then fail tests because the teacher refused to give me one. The next year I got busted stealing.... nail polish, during my supergoth phase. But around that time I had made a habit of stealing Yu-Gi-Oh cards and Beyblades to. Moving on.
Viewing porn under 18.
Viewing porn of people under 18 (if we count pictures that were given to us by said people)
Lack of seatbelt, though not anymore.
Plenty of speeding.
Trespassing (just some woods)
Tried smoking when I was like 12. Then I thought it was retarded.
Of course fighting, and while in school.
Plenty of illegal music downloading, though I've been putting in very serious effort to correct this (bought like 70 cds in the last 6 months or so).

Come to think about it. I was never very badass.

EDIT: And of course alcohol.
Last edited by Macabre_Turtle at Nov 19, 2009,
#147
Mine would be Domestic Violence, though technically all I did was have a shouting match with my mom, then she called the cops. This kind of thing had happened probably three times before I got arrested for it, which is really unfortunate considering the argument my mom and I had was over something ridiculous (mom found pron on the computer, assumed it was me).

To this day, I hate that it happened. My mom's a bitch about it, she never has apologized for wrongly accusing me (after the police took me away, one of my brothers finally fessed up to it) and she even brings it up in a way to try and make me feel like a bad person.

EDIT: It was labelled Domestic Violence because of a city ordinance. Pretty much, if you live with someone and one of you does so much as intimidate the other, you can be arrested. It's at the police officer's discretion, but because they had stopped at my house so many times and my mom made it sound like she was threatened, I got in trouble.
Last edited by dudius at Nov 19, 2009,
#149
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#150
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OK, I'll 'fess up:

Smoking underage
Drinking underage
Drugs (class A)
Shoplifting
Assault
Racial slurs
Blackmail
#151
Taken illegal drugs FTW. I have £10 worth of tack in my drawer.

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#152
Underage drinking, taking pain killers, outran the police the other day (and quite a few times before that), sold drugs and the list just goes on.
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#153
ill smoke a joint now and then and drink a beer here or there, but thats me and im not affecting my family, friends, or strangers. like i make sure im not around my family drunk or high cuz i dont want them to see me in any state besides sober, and neither do they. so theyre cool w/ me doin what i do on Saturdays cuz they know im smart about it and stay indoors at a concert or watching a movie on the couch.

but one we used to do when i was like 12, 13, 14, which i have total regret for doing, because like i said the only crimes i am ok w/ is ones that dont affect others, is petty vandalism. such a Tping houses, egging houses, caution taping things, etc. i would never do that type of thing anymore, cuz i know i would hate it if someone did it to me. the dumbest one we used to do was called DimeCatting. basically u make a cardboard cutout of a cat, and put coins, usually dimes, in for eyes, then place it on a road and have people slam their brakes when they see it. first time i did it, the first car to slam its brakes was a cop who search 10 mins in the woods for us. after that i was like, um ok in what way is this fun...

then i smoked a J whe ni was 14 and was like screw messing w/ other people.
#154
Yesterday I got a cease-and-desist letter from my internet provider regarding piracy. I totally did not expect that at all, but they directly referenced the shit I pirated. Legit stuff.

Also I've been an alcoholic since I was 17.
#155
Quote by OCDeity
Yesterday I got a cease-and-desist letter from my internet provider regarding piracy. I totally did not expect that at all, but they directly referenced the shit I pirated. Legit stuff.

Also I've been an alcoholic since I was 17.


You're saying that they're accusing you of pirating the music that you purchased legitimately?
#156
Drugs, alcohol and I saw a lot of 18+ content.
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#157
Stolen From Parents/Family
Made a Racially abusive/bigoted remark
Graffiti/Other Minor Criminal Damage
Taken Illegal Drugs
Shoplifted
Sold Illegal Drugs

done all those..
#158
I bounced a $15 check by accident, and now I have to go to court for it. I guess that counts as something.
#159
Where's copyright infringement? Game, music, and movie piracy are the only crimes I've committed.

Also, isn't underage smoking legal?

I'm also a bit shocked by the 15 arsonists...
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#160
Quote by sgc09
steal
vandalism
assault


if sneeking into the girls bathroom and pissing all over the sink counts, add that in

You are under arrest for crimes against the English language, sir.
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**** you, i live in uruguay.