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Now, as it seems, I'm not really a well known or popular UGer, but i see so many of these threads, so i thought I'd make one.

Today is my birthday, I'm 16 and i can play the lottery and fuck.


I'm not getting any
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#2
I've actually seen you around quite a bit. Happy Birthday!
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#4
Quote by XianXiuHong
Congratulations!

Only 70 more years before you die!






There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#8
Happy Birthday, be happy. Since I turned 16 nothing changed except I laughed more and was funnier. :P
#10
No b'day threads unless someone else makes them for you.


But since I'm here, I'd feel like an arsehole without saying happy b'day. So there
#12
happy birthday
i hope you have an awesome bday, cuz i've never had one =[
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#13
Happy Birthday! I got you a freddo!

Although I may have eaten the wrapper...

EDIT: Give some to Dregen.

2EDIT: And n2dabloo.
Last edited by AfroVic at Nov 16, 2009,
#15
congratulations, you were born 2 days before me
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Pedals:
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GO STEELERS!
#16
happy birthday!u'll get a little prolly
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#18
Happy birthday bro. Have a good one
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
#19
Happy Birthday mate, i don't think your that unknown i've seen you around.
#20
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Helicopter whirl...

If this does not involve you somehow flying with your hair, I will be horribly disappointed.


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How dat shit work yo?
#23
happy b'day mayte, may you get laid and may you never have to wait in line
If you want to get laid, go to college,
If you want education go to a library

-Frank Zappa-
#25
Quote by Dregen
Dude, today is my birthday too Not shitting you


may you get laid and never wait in line also
If you want to get laid, go to college,
If you want education go to a library

-Frank Zappa-
#26
valetine baby eh?


...just something to think about. imagine. visualize.

oh and happy birthday! mine's next week


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#27
Happy Birthday, Aaron.
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#28
ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

That's how we say happy birthday in Arabic.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#29
Quote by Dregen
Dude, today is my birthday too Not shitting you

Um, er, it's also MY birthday. I turned 45 today, no shizzles. Scorpios, FTW
aka, Possum Head on /b
#30
Oh man, I was going to make this just as I logged on.
Happy birthday dude!
Here's your present, the world's most amazing motorbike.
hello
#31
happy burpday.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#32
"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say
"

Happy birthday
Chelsea FC



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#33
You mean you can f*ck legally , I mean if you know how to (and if you get any ) you don't have to wait untill you're 16...

But!! I don't want to make you sad on your birthday, so I got you:

a little christmas tree:


a little booze:


and a lot of presents:
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banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


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#34
Congratulations! I bought you:

THIS MAN
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#36
Quote by Argonaut
Congratulations! I bought you:

THIS MAN



There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#37
noone made me a birthday thread last thursday

not that im surprised at all

#38
Quote by King Twili
Today is my birthday, I'm 16


today is also my friends birthday, shes turning 16 as well... are you the same person? =O
#39
Quote by Argonaut
Congratulations! I bought you:

THIS MAN



I'm sure i've seen that man in my dreams...how odd.
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...
#40
Oh to be 16 again.... -sigh- Happy birfday!

Here's a half eaten bowl of Cocoa Puffs... hope you don't mind cooties :\
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
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