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So im in my boxers and the doorbell rings, i run to the living room and stare out the window.
"its the UPS man!", I shouted in my head.
I quickly opened the door and he said
"Hands up sucka this is a raid!"
All those years of watching kung fu flicks and getting stoned finally kicked in,
i jumped in the air to dodge his fierce Upspunch
i landed on his extended arm and used an old technique i learned playing dodgeball and kicked his head clean off his body.
the head flew straight into an old lady's arms.
and i told her
"you need to sign for that package"
we both laughed.
Anyone else have an interesting encounter with any delivery workers?