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#1
http://dianaf.newsvine.com/_news/2009/11/16/3506663-man-kills-mom-after-she-catches-him-masturbating

What could possibly bring someone to the point where they would murder their own mother? I think this is a funny article, yet disturbing at the same time. It reminds me of the story last year where a man murdered his mother and used the life insurance to buy breast implants for his girlfriend.
#2
Wow, what a baby. That guy needed to just suck it up and accept that he got caught. What a worthless human being.
#3
Quote by chase09
http://dianaf.newsvine.com/_news/2009/11/16/3506663-man-kills-mom-after-she-catches-him-masturbating

What could possibly bring someone to the point where they would murder their own mother? I think this is a funny article, yet disturbing at the same time. It reminds me of the story last year where a man murdered his mother and used the life insurance to buy breast implants for his girlfriend.


Both of the reasons you've mentioned there sound perfectly acceptable to me
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#4
That's... fucked up.
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#5
wtf?

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#6
If this happened more often, I think most of The Pit would be empty as most users would be prison for first-degree murder.
#7
Is it that hard to spell it as mum? But what an idiot.
And, while on the subject of wanking, sauce on your avatar pl0x?
#9
That's really sad, I can't even make a pun about it. Poor woman
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#10
Quote by Kensai
That's really sad, I can't even make a pun about it. Poor woman

I think she should have let him "accidentally" choke himself while at it.
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Quote by jimmyled
Is it that hard to spell it as mum? But what an idiot.
And, while on the subject of wanking, sauce on your avatar pl0x?


Mum? What's wrong with mom?...

YOU JUST WANT TO KILL MY MOM AND MAKE HER A MUM(MY)!!!
#16
Anyone else read it as "Dudius kills his mom..." idk I think it's because of his presidential campaign sigs I see everywhere.
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#17
Quote by SwampAshSpecial
thats ****ed up
also, if you read it, he wasn't just wanking - auto erotic asphyxiation means he was choking himself WHILE wanking - but still pretty ****ed up!

Isn't that how the dude from Kill Bill died?
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Quote by chase09
Mum? What's wrong with mom?...

YOU JUST WANT TO KILL MY MOM AND MAKE HER A MUM(MY)!!!

Mom is what Americans call the hideous old crones who hatched them.
Mum is what civilied Brits called their mothers, while drinking tea, eating crumpets and polishing our monocles.
#21
What a sticky situation.
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#22
That's a good example of overreacting.
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#23
Quote by GezzyDiversion
that is seriously fuccked up, well that is Eastern Europeans for you!


Yup, because we can judge a whole big group of people judging by the actions of one person. Well, that's Western Europeans for you
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#24
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Yup, because we can judge a whole big group of people judging by the actions of one person. Well, that's Western Europeans for you

As far as I'm concerned you're both scum.

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#25
I lol that the neighbors say the stereotypical thing. "The victim was a very nice person. The perpetrator was a very weird, troubled person who I think might be a drugee."
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Quote by Worhan
Yup, because we can judge a whole big group of people judging by the actions of one person. Well, that's Western Europeans for you

Yup, because he was totally serious and meant everything he said. Well, that's feeding the trolls for you.
#27
Too bad they didn't post his picture so the whole world could laugh at him.
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#28
I once read that a guy killed his mother because she didnt cook
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#29
Masturbation makes you go blind. Poor woman got killed by her son in a blind rage.

yeaaaaaa

not mine though
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#30
Quote by jimmyled
Is it that hard to spell it as mum? But what an idiot.
And, while on the subject of wanking, sauce on your avatar pl0x?


People in the US generally call their mother Mom, as opposed to Mum. Get used to it.
#31
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Anyone else read it as "Dudius kills his mom..." idk I think it's because of his presidential campaign sigs I see everywhere.

Who the fuck is Dudius?
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#32

I guess she

got what was coming to her.

YEEEAAAAH!
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#33
Quote by woodenbandman

I guess she

got what was coming to her.

YEEEAAAAH!


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People in the US generally call their mother Mom, as opposed to Mum. Get used to it.

I am aware of that, it's just my usual anti American English trolling (it is American English, as it is used throughout North America, if not South America too).
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Quote by jimmyled


I am aware of that, it's just my usual anti American English trolling (it is American English, as it is used throughout North America, if not South America too).


Well that's just silly. You silly, frilly, fool.
#35
Quote by woodenbandman

I guess she

got what was coming to her.

YEEEAAAAH!

Lol
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#36
That's... really sad.
The saddest part is that his mother probably already knew he was wanking, I mean come on it's not a secret that guys wank off...
#39
Quote by opc100
Who the fuck is Dudius?


From your post, count up 6.
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#40
Quote by Daffodil Lament
Well that's just silly. You silly, frilly, fool.

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