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#1
last night around 12:30 going 55. Scared the hell outta me haha. Pics of car below, sorry no deer pics it didnt register at the time. Oh and the deer died on impact





#2
Were you driving home from a stag party or something?
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#4
Is it pregnant?
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#6
So you think this is funny?
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DOE!
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#9
Someone's eating tonight.

I haven't hit a deer before, but I've got my story of seeing someone get hit.

So I was on my way home from 'Worlds of Fun' and 'Oceans of Fun' in Kansas City or somewhere.

Randomly my dad points while driving and goes 'Hey, look a deer!' We all just go 'aww lol' and then from no where, it jumps into a car and smoke goes EVERYWHERE! Like a GIANT smoke bomb, EVERYWHERE! I couldn't see the car or the deer or the cars in front of us.

About 10 seconds later I see a car spinning out of control into a corn feild next to the road and then from no where I also see the deer's head flying in they air out of the smoke.

Seriously, it made no ****ing since at all.

But thats my story, more to the point of your's. That sucks. Lol.
#10
Does a thread need to be made every time someone hits a deer? Just slow down and keep a look out for deer and you'll be 80% fine.

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What the hell is it with the pit making horrible puns? They're not funny at all, they're just really bad.
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#12
One less 150lb rat to get in my garden. Go hit another 15 or 20 before you get the car fixed.
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What the hell is it with the pit making horrible puns? They're not funny at all, they're just really bad.


10 bucks says you don't get why puns are so funny.
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#14
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Were you driving home from a stag party or something?

Oh God I laughed

Buck up ole boy, it's not that bad
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What the hell is it with the pit making horrible puns? They're not funny at all, they're just really bad.

They're fucking hiliarious!
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Ok, that one actually made me chuckle
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Dude... he punned you
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Were you driving home from a stag party or something?

You do remember what happened last time when you posted in a thread about hitting mammals with a car, do you?
#24
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So pay more attention to the road next time.

Clearly not a driver.

Glad you got away okay with only minor damage to the car
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One less 150lb rat to get in my garden. Go hit another 15 or 20 before you get the car fixed.

Build a fence?
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#26
last night around 12:30 going 55. Scared the hell outta me haha. Pics of car below, sorry no deer pics it didnt register at the time. Oh and the deer died on impact.

....No s*it the deer died on impact. 55? Come on it doesn't take a smart person to know that lol.
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So I was on my way home from 'Worlds of Fun' and 'Oceans of Fun' in Kansas City or somewhere.

Worlds of Fun! Nice!
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#28
That's all the damage that happened? You should consider yourself lucky TS. A friend of mine hit a deer and totally ****ed up his car, way worse that what happened to yours.
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Deary me thats not good enough funny sig though
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#30
I've missed two or three deer this year, pretty thankful. The one I missed a few days ago scared the shit out of me because it was dark enough to use headlights (so other drivers can see you) but bright enough that the lights didn't do much. Driving 60mph and a deer crosses the road, it was a nice 6-point that woulda ****ed up my car. I didn't even see it until it started crossing, luckily my brakes did enough (though if the deer had stopped in front of me it would have been toast).

I just don't understand how deer can see you, then decide to wait til you get really close to jump in front of your car.
#31
Looks like you got off rather lucky. I've seen a lot of cars with much worse damage from hitting a deer.
#33
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Looks like you got off rather lucky. I've seen a lot of cars with much worse damage from hitting a deer.


Exactly what I was thinking...

It's not like they're small animals by any means. I'vfe seen front ends completely totalled from it...Lucky man TS!


On a side note, I think the puns are frickin hiliarious.
#34
screw the deer...

LUK WHUT IT DID TEH UR RYD!!!

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#35
deery me.

edit: DAMN YOU POST IN THE MIDDLE!

consider yourself VERY lucky TS
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#39
i hit 2 deer at once going about 55.

those fuckers flew.
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