#6
Damn.

He's tough saying ''I'm in a spot of bother'' when an 8 foot parking barrier impaled him through the chest...

MY HERO
DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


Quote by Floods_Solo
Lol. If insomniac's were called something less cool like "cock lords" or something I bet there would be significantly less people claiming to be it.
#8
The nonchalance is mindblowing.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#9
That's a very poleite thing to say in such a situation.
#12
man he looks kinda impale in that picture. he should get a tan or something.
#13

get laid? i think not. the HUGE SCAR/HOLE IN HIS CHEST may put of potential partners.
I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.
#15
f*cking hell
I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.
- Jimi Hendrix
#18
Is that the whole story?
- - - - - - - -
When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

- - - - - - - -
Last edited by papershredder at Nov 16, 2009,
#20
Now I will think twice about whisteling for a cab on my way to collect my thrown as the prince of bel-air.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

Quote by Bassist1992
When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



Quote by daytripper75
I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#21
Quote by Burningwood

get laid? i think not. the HUGE SCAR/HOLE IN HIS CHEST may put of potential partners.

Where there is a deviation from the norm, there is a fetish.
🙈 🙉 🙊
#22
Quote by Burningwood

HUGE HOLE IN HIS CHEST

So what's the problem?
#23
Quote by opc100
Them damn poles, coming over here, replacing our knives.



Actual lol.
Cam Sampbell's my hero
#25
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Sounds like a porno.


"Hey baby, feel my 8-inch chest pole."

"Oooh, so smooth. Can I lick it?"

...



S t a i r s s r i a t S

#27
Quote by 'Daily Mail'
He said: ‘Someone told me, “Don’t worry, your going to be ok and when I woke up the pole was gone.’ The pole meant he would not fit into a scanner.


Quote by 'Daily Mail'
“Don’t worry, your going to be ok and when I woke up the pole was gone.’


Quote by 'Daily Mail'
your


Also, Gaily Mail forgot to close the quote. Appalling.
Quote by mynamesedson
I asked my son he said nothing but he just asked me he wants a psyachatrist (spelling?) Because he heard voices calling out his name. What a freak.



Control your life through insanity.


Igneuspentheism
#28
...the picture was NOT needed >.<

what has been seen cannot be unseen
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


Quote by ilikepirates
ilikeyou.

not hated
#29
Quote by opc100
Them damn poles, coming over here, replacing our knives.

Clever!

What a lucky guy though!
#30
Quote by opc100
Them damn poles, coming over here, replacing our knives.




And yeah, great that he survived.
Up The Boro!
#31
Add a gruesome pic warning, TS, some of us are at work here. >_<

So, I'm gonna just take a stab in the dark here and guess he was driving a stick.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#32
Quote by SteveHouse
Add a gruesome pic warning, TS, some of us are at work here. >_<

So, I'm gonna just take a stab in the dark here and guess he was driving a stick.

warning, gruesome pic.