So Pit, I submitted my senior blurb that goes in the yearbook and, naturally, I included a line that went something like this: "Thanks to all the Pit Monkeys on Ultimate-Guitar". Seems harmless, right? Nope, got censored out... And the moral of the story is:
"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"~ Philosoraptor

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Originally Posted by Ragen

Funniest one of those I've seen so far.
Call the principal to your office and give her a stern talking to. Let her know you are the boss of this relationship, and that you mean busines.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"

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how would UG have possibly assisted you through-out high school?
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That was a pretty bad idea TS. Of course they wouldn't let you slip blatant advertising in there.


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They probably thought pit monkey was an insult
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They probably thought pit monkey was an insult

It is
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles