#1
So Pit, I submitted my senior blurb that goes in the yearbook and, naturally, I included a line that went something like this: "Thanks to all the Pit Monkeys on Ultimate-Guitar". Seems harmless, right? Nope, got censored out... And the moral of the story is:
YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!
"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"~ Philosoraptor

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Funniest one of those I've seen so far.
#5
Call the principal to your office and give her a stern talking to. Let her know you are the boss of this relationship, and that you mean busines.
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#6
how would UG have possibly assisted you through-out high school?
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#7
That was a pretty bad idea TS. Of course they wouldn't let you slip blatant advertising in there.

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#8
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#9
They probably thought pit monkey was an insult
MaKing thE possiBlE...
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#10
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They probably thought pit monkey was an insult


It is
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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