#1
The funniest dumbest one i know:

prostatic fliud asphyxiation- whitechapel

it means death by choking on anal fluid
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#2
Party at the Leper Colony- Weird Al


Best list of puns. Ever.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#4
any 3-word title that begins with an adjective and sounds like a medical condition.

Also, "THERE'S A GOOD REASON THESE TABLES ARE NUMBERED HONEY. YOU JUST HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET" by Panic at the Disco.
#9
Quote by sashki
any 3-word title that begins with an adjective and sounds like a medical condition.

Also, "THERE'S A GOOD REASON THESE TABLES ARE NUMBERED HONEY. YOU JUST HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET" by Panic at the Disco.



The sad thing is its true
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#11
not sure who it is but
I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#12
"Fat Man in the Bathtub" - Little Feat

doesnt it just make you wonder what the other lyrics are (one: its not nonesensical lyrics, two: barely any of the rest of the lyrics relate to the title)
#13
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not sure who it is but
I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner


Probably Anal Cunt.
#14
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I promise not to come in your mouth - Frank zappa

Zappa has plenty more

Alot of this.
Time keeps on slipping...


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AtomicPunk7 is uncreative.
#15
Tity torture bondage and tampon terrorizer by **** and ball torture.

Porngrind is like that.
Don't ask and I wont !*Censored*!
#16
why does it hurt when I pee? - Frank Zappa
Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.


We raise the Vibratory so high
That all untruth will fall of its own dead weight
#17
Quote by ComradSputnik
I promise not to come in your mouth - Frank zappa

Zappa has plenty more


Penis dimension

The Living Garbage Truck

You There, With the Hard on!

nice.
h'wat
I cannot fit into your skin.
#20
taken by vultures- horse the band

SLAVES! masturbate to the sound of a single note!
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i love you!
have cookie

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^^^ So much win, omg.
#23
Jack Kevorkian is Cool

Recycling is Gay

No We Don't Want to Do a Split 7" With Your Stupid ****ing Band

Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp

You Went To See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Person

all by anal cvnt.
#26
Public Enema Number One - Iron Maiden
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#27
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office

Or anything else by The Locust.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#29
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict - Pink Floyd