#1
Just when I thought I'd heard her voice for the last time forever, last November, well I'm hearing all about her book and how she's apparently campaigning to be champion of the Republicans all today. I also heard her book is at the top of the bestseller's list, which it's not out till tomorrow. And my stepmom turns on Oprah and BAM guess who's there? Yeah you guessed it, Sarah motherfucking Palin. The sound of her voice RAAAGEd me enough to post this thread.

discuss Sarah Palin.
#4
I'd hit it.
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#5
Never heard of her, is her music that bad?
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#6
Quote by Kensai
I'd hit it.


with her book........... then i'd tap her

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#7
Quote by ctb
I would.

I wouldn't
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#9
Honestly, her idiocy turns me off enough to be repulsed by her, plus she's kinda getting old now. To each his own I guess.
#10


not really

i despise her
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#11
Yes.
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#14
Quote by whitenihilist
Her daugter on the other had, is pretty hot. Too bad she is knocked up.



She gave birth in December '08.

Gogogo!
#17
Quote by webbtje
All you people fancying her have miserably low standards.
Nah, my mind changes a lot. I'm just desperate, to be honest.
#19
Quote by webbtje
Now why would you be that way when I live up the road.
Oh? What are you implying?
#20
Quote by ctb
Oh? What are you implying?

He loves the beard-sex. Hey, do you actually still have that? Have ZZ top phoned yet? Are you getting tired of these jokes?
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#21
Quote by Venice King
He loves the beard-sex. Hey, do you actually still have that? Have ZZ top phoned yet? Are you getting tired of these jokes?
I'm surprised no-one's called me a homeless man or paedophile.
#22
Quote by ctb
Oh? What are you implying?



That I'm totally hard. I would even shave despite my trying to grow a pathetic excuse for a beard, just so I look more like a girl.

Do it.


Come on.
#23
Quote by whitenihilist
Wat?


Hmmm she is 15...I feel dirty now.


im 15 too
that makes it ok for me

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#24
Quote by webbtje
That I'm totally hard. I would even shave despite my trying to grow a pathetic excuse for a beard, just so I look more like a girl.

Do it.


Come on.
'k. LET'S GO.
#27
Quote by ctb
I'm surprised no-one's called me a homeless man or paedophile.

:| It's a choose one kinda situation?!?! Because I should really go think things through in that case...
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#28
Quote by Venice King
:| It's a choose one kinda situation?!?! Because I should really go think things through in that case...
I'm gonna have to shave when it comes to a job interview. Lol.
#30
Quote by ctb
I'm gonna have to shave when it comes to a job interview. Lol.

Nah no way man, tonnes of jobs like the scruffy hobo look.

I'll edit in one when I think of one.
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#31
Quote by captaincrunk
Braid it and bring an axe
Good idea.
Quote by Venice King
Nah no way man, tonnes of jobs like the scruffy hobo look.

I'll edit in one when I think of one.
Ok then.
#32
Quote by Venice King
Nah no way man, tonnes of jobs like the scruffy hobo look.

I'll edit in one when I think of one.

ctb could be a dwarf in the next LOTR movie? You don't have to be short, they do computer stuff, dontcha know!
#33
Did an accidental thread-jacking just occur? It seems to me as though this thread is now about BEARDS
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#34
To be fair, beards are a lot more interesting than Sarah Palin, plus it IS no shave november, fucking beards, fuck yeah!

#35
Quote by whitenihilist
Her daugter on the other had, is pretty hot. Too bad she is knocked up.

Dude, she was pregnant before the election. The election was over a year ago.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#38
Quote by whitenihilist
That has already been adressed.

Something that silly can't be addressed enough.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.