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#1
I can't sleep right now and I'm pretty bored so naturally I am reading random articles on Wikipedia, I just came across this guy , I thought there might have been some sort of editing going on but this guy looks legit. This guy was incredibly badass even though he was quite clearly not right in the head.
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#2
Ah, good old jack churchill... the craziest mofo who has ever lived.
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#4
A crazy Churchill of world war 2?

But that article isn't well referenced just so you know...
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A crazy Churchill of world war 2?

But that article isn't well referenced just so you know...


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#9
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Ah, good old jack churchill... the craziest mofo who has ever lived.


besides mulan of course

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#10
indeed, that man set the level high for future badasses...but he was beat by this man:

#11
Seems pretty crazy, but definitely a badass.
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#13
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indeed, that man set the level high for future badasses...but he was beat by this man:



What's the story behind this guy then?
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#14
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What's the story behind this guy then?

thats goddamn andrew jackson

dont remember much, but I do remember this one story. In his late elderly part of life, someone attempted to assasinate him, he was shot, and while bleeding, got his cane and beat the shit out of the assailant, the bullet was still in him for the rest of his life I think, the mofo didnt give a shit. He was too busy being badass and shit.
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As the ramps fell on the first landing craft, Churchill leapt forward from his position playing The March of the Cameron Men on bagpipes, threw a grenade, and began running towards the bay.


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#16
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What's the story behind this guy then?


andrew jackson?
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thats goddamn andrew jackson

dont remember much, but I do remember this one story. In his late elderly part of life, someone attempted to assasinate him, he was shot, and while bleeding, got his cane and beat the shit out of the assailant, the bullet was still in him for the rest of his life I think, the mofo didnt give a shit. He was too busy being badass and shit.

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#20
A mortar shell killed or wounded everyone but Churchill, who was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his pipes as the Germans advanced. He was knocked unconscious by grenades and captured.[6] He was later flown to Berlin for interrogation and then transferred to Sachsenhausen concentration camp.[citation needed]
In September 1944, he and an RAF officer crawled under the wire through an abandoned drain and set out to walk to the Baltic coast; they were recaptured near the coastal city of Rostock, only a few miles from the sea. In late April 1945 Churchill was transferred to Tyrol together with about 140 other prominent concentration camp inmates, where the SS left the prisoners behind.[7] After the departure of the Germans he walked 150 miles to Verona, Italy where he met an American armoured column.

If that's true... Holy Sh*t
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#21
Even in retirement his eccentricity continued. He startled train conductors and passenger by throwing his attaché out of the train window each day on the ride home. Before he died in 1996, he explained that he was tossing his case into his own backyard so he wouldn’t have to carry it from the station



Also I didn't get this from cracked I'm not even completely sure what cracked is lol.
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#22
i think we need a poll and solid snake needs to be on that poll.
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#23
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thats goddamn andrew jackson

dont remember much, but I do remember this one story. In his late elderly part of life, someone attempted to assasinate him, he was shot, and while bleeding, got his cane and beat the shit out of the assailant, the bullet was still in him for the rest of his life I think, the mofo didnt give a shit. He was too busy being badass and shit.

also, there were rumors that Andrew Jacksons wife wasnt officially divorced from her first husband.
at a campaign speach, someone shouted out "YOUR WIFES A WHORE"
Jackson proceeded to hop down off the stage, push through the crowd and beat the heckler in the face with his cane, nearly killing him.

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i think we need a poll and solid snake needs to be on that poll.


But Solid Snake isn't real these guys are.
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#26
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also, there were rumors that Andrew Jacksons wife wasnt officially divorced from her first husband.
at a campaign speach, someone shouted out "YOUR WIFES A WHORE"
Jackson proceeded to hop down off the stage, push through the crowd and beat the heckler in the face with his cane, nearly killing him.

we learned it in history



this is from cracked

"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."

That's right. In a life rich with murdering people for little-to-no reason, Jackson's only regret was that he didn't kill quite enough people. People like Calhoun who, it should be noted, was Jackson's vice president.
#27
Just looked up Andrew Jackson and I'd like out point out that I'm not American so that's why I didn't know who he was.
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#28
that guy in the finland russia conflict who killed 700 people in less than a hundred days
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that guy in the finland russia conflict who killed 700 people in less than a hundred days


Wow that's weird I just made a thread about that battle, assuming your talking about the winter war?
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#30
Oh and, the epitome of bad assery



Hell even his wallet is badass

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#31
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that guy in the finland russia conflict who killed 700 people in less than a hundred days

You mean him:

#33
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Oh my bad, i thought it was in general. Than Clint Eastwood perhaps or Christopher Walken or even Billy Dee Williams based on the quote

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#35
'Churchill was not sure what Commando Duty entailed, but he signed up because it sounded dangerous.'

sooo badass
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#36
I'm sensing the plot for Inglourious Basterds 2. And it would be awesome.
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#37
DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


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Does this guy not have a movie already and if not WHY THE **** NOT?
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