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#1
Alright, so I was on my way to get some cigs from the gas station, and on my way back, I have to pass the university facility of nuclear physics.

Normally, I don't give a crap. But today, when I was walking by one of the gates that block off the facility, all of a sudden this guy grabbed me from behind the gate and screamed "don't choose the purple light".

I naturally grabbed my shit and ran, but after a couple of steps I wondered if that guy was really there, or if I had imagined it (it being so late, dark and all), so I walked back a bit, and sure enough, the same guy was lurking in the shadows, and when he looked up at me, I just ran all the way home, locked my door, and ask of you:

what the hell do you think I saw?? was it an older student playing pranks on younger students? if so, why would he be sitting outside on a monday evening?
What else could it have been??
I'm freaking out!
#6
Go back blind him with a flashlight and knock him out with a bat just to be safe.
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#7
Quote by geetar_man0
What did his face look like?!?!?!

I think he looked like some normal dude, but he literally came out of no-where and grabbed my arm from behind the fence. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention to his face, tbh.
#9
Stupid stoned out Germanic Nazi Hippie Hybrids

always be buggin me for my cigs
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#12
You should take his advice. Those purple lights are the tricky ones
#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
I think he looked like some normal dude, but he literally came out of no-where and grabbed my arm from behind the fence. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention to his face, tbh.

no zombies?

alright guys, false alarm, put away your guns, go home.
#14
Quote by CoreysMonster
I think he looked like some normal dude, but he literally came out of no-where and grabbed my arm from behind the fence. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention to his face, tbh.

Maybe he was just way fucked out of his mind on shrooms or acid?!


Especially if he was talking about a purple light.....

On second thought...
GO BACK THERE!!! GET PICS OR A VIDEO!
#15
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i dont know why, but it reminds me of the GI Joe Computer PSA

I'm so glad being grabbed by a stranger in the middle of the night REMINDS YOU OF FUCKING GI JOE
#18
What room number are you? Hopefully, the girl across the hall is hot.

*who gets the reference*

EDIT: But yeah you should probably go back there with a bat and stuff.
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#19
since when do zombie's speak?

probably some real high dude

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#21
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#24
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I'm so glad being grabbed by a stranger in the middle of the night REMINDS YOU OF FUCKING GI JOE

i dunno man, i just popped into my mind when i read this sorry, ill try to be a little more serious.

so, did he have any brain stuck in his teeth, or an axe hanging anywhere from him?
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#25
also, if I were to go to the police, what would I say?

"Yeah, I was walking along this dark road near the nuclear physics building, and this guy grabbed me from behind a gate. What? Proof? Naw, don't have any."



EDIT: "What, Castlevania 64? Never in my life played that game"

"What, drugs? Marijuana? never touched the stuff.."

(and if anyone suggests that smoking marijuana from time to time (except I didn't smoke any today) induces hallucinations of strange guys grabbing you from behind fences at night, well, you've obviously never smoked marijuana)
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Nov 16, 2009,
#26
Quote by Waterboy799
since when do zombie's speak?

probably some real high dude






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#27
Quote by CoreysMonster
also, if I were to go to the police, what would I say?

"Yeah, I was walking along this dark road near the nuclear physics building, and this guy grabbed me from behind a gate. What? Proof? Naw, don't have any."


Dude, go back there and take photos from across the street!!!!


DOO EEETTTTT!!!!
#29
He should have chose the blue pill...
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#30
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It was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater.


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#31
Quote by geetar_man0
Dude, go back there and take photos from across the street!!!!


DOO EEETTTTT!!!!

hell no, I'm usually all for the "pics or it didn't happen" shtick, but I'm staying indoors tonight.. ****, this is abnormal!

EDIT: and dude, what does the nostalgia critic have to do with that?
are you referencing the Tom and Jerry review with the purple people eater?
it doesn't work that way.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Nov 16, 2009,
#32
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Stupid stoned out Germanic Nazi Hippie Hybrids

always be buggin me for my cigs

you do realize that nazi-hippie is an oxymoron

EDIT: I think it is a time paradox future-self. Obviously in the time between you and him you had a choice of lights, and chose purple.

DON'T CHOOSE PURPLE!!!!
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Last edited by Aerokizzombie at Nov 16, 2009,
#34
Quote by CoreysMonster
hell no, I'm usually all for the "pics or it didn't happen" shtick, but I'm staying indoors tonight.. ****, this is abnormal!

Man, its not even that. You just need to go back and investigate!

Just snoop around from a safe distance...


Seriously man, you have a mission! *Puts hand on shoulder*

Now go!


*Sheds a single tear as you run off into the distance*


Wow, did i get a little carried away there?
#35
**** you, I'm doing nothing of that. Even if it's just a bunch of older students that are tripping, I have no desire of meeting them again tonight
#36
Wow, where do you go to college? First there was the asians ****ing next door, now crazy people? What's next in the life of Coreysmonster?
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#39
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Wow, where do you go to college? First there was the asians ****ing next door, now crazy people? What's next in the life of Coreysmonster?

He will marry Fassa Albrecht, they will not have babies due to her crippled uterus, and they will merrily turn the pit into their personal blog for the rest of their days.
#40
I have another idea.

maybe the guy jizzed in his pants and it dried and he doesn't want anyone to notice so he's making sure they don't bring the blacklights.
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Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
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