#1
Ok, here's the idea. Hit the google machine and post some stupid laws you know of. I'll start with some stupid ass laws from Oklahoma;

-Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
-Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
-It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
-People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
-Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
-Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
-The only legal sexual position in Oklahoma is the Missionary.
-It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.
-Tattoos are banned.
-It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
-It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
-Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
-Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
-It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
-If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
-It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
-Molesting an automobile is illegal.
-You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
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#2
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#3
Although I'm not from there, Washington has a law where you cannot videotape yourself having sex with a horse.

EDIT: Also, many of the "stupid laws" you find on Google are either false, misinterpreted, or misrepresented in some way.

BTW, to add another, I believe in Florida, it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine.
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#5
In the UK its illegal to swear. I cant remember what they call it but ive seen people arrested for saying FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK in the presence of the basterds in blue.
#7
In North Dakota
1. if a indian is in your covered wagon you can shoot him.
2. No sleeping with shoes on
3. If you ride your horse to school they are required to house and feed it until you go home
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Really? Didn't know that. Mine is better.
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#11
You're a stupid law in my area.


In all seriousness, I live in New Zealand. There aren't a lot of ridiculous laws around here.
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In all seriousness, I live in New Zealand. There aren't a lot of ridiculous laws around here.



Yeah, they pretty much used up all the ridiculousness on everything else.
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#14
In Florida:

-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (i thought that one was a given but...)
-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. ouch
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.
-It is considered an offense to shower naked.
-You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
-It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
-Persons may not be “inappropriately attired” who work at hot dog stands.
-The molestation of trash cans is banned.
-It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
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