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#1
Whale penis leather!!!!



'FEATURES

1. Ruby Red matte paint2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

& THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.'

WTF
#2
Let's see how long it will take before PETA starts wailing about this one.
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#3
Quote by Kensai
Let's see how long it will take before PETA starts wailing about this one.


What? No pun?
#5
Quote by Kensai
Let's see how long it will take before PETA starts wailing about this one.

This orca bring them down a peg or two.
#6
Looks like a Transformer...

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the muffin!
#13
I think it looks pretty badass.
And who doesn't want to sit on a whale dick???
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`In fact we are launching a version of this new model in 2012, just for Latin America.

`This will commemorate the fact that Trotsky was killed in Mexico with an ice pick in 1940.


...What?
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Last edited by Mudmen190 at Nov 17, 2009,
#14
Its still not as expensive as the model that used San Diego as seat covers instead.
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#16
Nothing says wealth and prosperity like sitting on whale penis.
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#18
It might sound cruel at first, but what they didn't say was that they were Jewish whales, so its all good.
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#19
Oh yeah, I would really get comfortable in a seat made of the skin of a whale's PENIS.
#20
I would drive that. Gas wouldnt be a problem either, if you did a drive off no one wouls **** with you.
#22
They see me wailin they be hatin.
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#24
Vile.

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#26
How big is a whale penis do they use one big one or loads of little ones?
#29
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How big is a whale penis do they use one big one or loads of little ones?


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I'm in need of a guy
#30
Quote by Kensai
Let's see how long it will take before PETA starts wailing about this one.

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#32
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Under the screen, it says CUM? No idea what that stands for but it's pretty funny nonetheless.
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#33
Quote by Demonology
Under the screen, it says CUM? No idea what that stands for but it's pretty funny nonetheless.


LMAO I didn't notice that.. Lol 'cumlap'
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#35
Will this start a new arms race with Russia.. who can have the most whale penis leather?
#37
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Its still not as expensive as the model that used San Diego as seat covers instead.




As they say, when in Rome... agree to disagree.
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#40
It looks pretty badass. Anyone driving down the road in one of those (special edition or no) would look like a BAMF...unless he looked like a pussy trying to be a BAMF.
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