#1
I work in an Emergency Room, and today we had a guy come in hematospermia. Needless to say, the first thing I thought of was the Pit, and "I cum blood."

I had to share this here. Nobody else got my joke.
#4
cool story.

what the hell's hermatospermia?
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It's okay because whatever, forever
#6
Hematospermia is defined as blood in the semen.
I cum blood.>_<
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Banned for respecting my opinion and politely disagreeing.
You're probably the most respectful person in the Pit.
#12
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nice.

Deadit:
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Y am I the only one that got it without looking it up?

No. I got it, I just wiki'd it for all the people that were like "lol wah"
#14
Quote by drdoom8793

nice.

Deadit:
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Y am I the only one that got it without looking it up?

i got it too.
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Holy ****. **** you. You ****ing ****.
#15
Quote by drdoom8793

nice.

Deadit:
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Y am I the only one that got it without looking it up?


You aren't
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haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#17
You should have played.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJZyBhi0&feature=related

i mean just cranked that shit loud as **** then jumped in front of him screaming
I CUM BLOOOOOD! Sparta Style...
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#20
God damn and I thought the IQ of the pit couldn't get any lower. As if you can not understand what TS was talking about without looking it up? I mean it's pretty obvious that what that guy has means he cums blood.



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*Hits* Disobeying your own sig. What kind of a man are you!?


He's not disobeying it, he just wants you to hit him.
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