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Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQTaWjMoFw


"Joe Biden is known for reading his remarks off his arm where he has written them in magic marker"

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-Ronald Reagan

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