#2
LOL

"I have maths now.. but I'll see you in Masturbation!"
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#3
in the words of-



"sex can wait! masturbate!"
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#5
That is amazing. I have no other words. For posting this, ghengisghandi gets 1 million "creepylooksatstoriesaboutteachingmasturbation" points. Which is a good thing.
#6
That's a class I'd never cum late too.

Get it? Yeah you get it.
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#8
"It may have the most unemployed young people in Spain, but they will be the best at masturbation."


i lol'd
Quote by Heilz
When backstage and talkin to the ladies i always go with the ¨Mines is bigger than theirs¨ argument as me bro holds hes guitar and i take out my bass... It works wonders @,@


Gear list:
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Ashdown Mag300 Evo II
Boss ODB-3
#10
"It may have the most unemployed young people in Spain, but they will be the best at masturbation."

=D
There is more than one thing i have to say...
#11
Quote by Kensai
That's a class I'd never cum late too.

Get it? Yeah you get it.

Kensai is Puntastic!!!!
Quote by mullet1337
Holy ****. **** you. You ****ing ****.
#12
Old news is old
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


Quote by Metallica_AC/DC
a mental asylum called Mike



Quote by Masamune
That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#13
Quote by thewho65
...mathturbation? Yes.


All I did in that class was dick around, and I still got an A!!!


Eh? Eh???!?!??


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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#15
I love penis!


wait wat?
After all you fell in love with death,
Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.





Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#16
Quote by thankyougermany
All I did in that class was dick around, and I still got an A!!!


Eh? Eh???!?!??




I think you're just going blind with envy that Kensai is better at puns than you.
#17
Quote by Meurglys3
I think you're just going blind with envy that Kensai is better at puns than you.

Are you kidding? That was much funnier than Kensai's pun.
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#18
I wonder if the teachers would reach out a helping hand for the students having difficulties.


pun assult on the pitorians above !!
#20
Quote by Austin Powers
Well you may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater


anyone?
Quote by Heilz
When backstage and talkin to the ladies i always go with the ¨Mines is bigger than theirs¨ argument as me bro holds hes guitar and i take out my bass... It works wonders @,@


Gear list:
Squire Affinity P-Bass
Ashdown Mag300 Evo II
Boss ODB-3
#21
So late, dude.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#23
Interesting.

Also, is it just me, or does anyone else wonder why the whole thing about "parents should teach their kids about sex" just plain doesn't happen anymore? I honestly can't think of a single person I've talked to that had the birds and the bees talk that hadn't already learned about it from their friends.
#24
Quote by Raizer Sabre
Quote by Austin Powers
lol
anyone?

You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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#25
Maybe if those kids apply themselves they'll land a handy job when they leave school.
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#26
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
Maybe if those kids apply themselves they'll land a handy job when they leave school.


Not too hard, though, we wouldn't want to exacerbate the problem at hand.
#27
Quote by genghisgandhi
how?

There's been like three threads on this already, old news is old
In order to live, you must be ready to die

R.I.P. DIO


FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER


Quote by Metallica_AC/DC
a mental asylum called Mike



Quote by Masamune
That's cuz you mad...Mike.

Sorry, had to get my corniness out of the way.
#28
Quote by thewho65
Not too hard, though, we wouldn't want to exacerbate the problem at hand.


I reckon the average Spanish student will go on to be a jack-off-all-trades, and then master one.
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.