#1
Ok, so progress on this article for the onion that I am supposed to write is going well. Not I actually need to write something out, not a rough draft more of a collection of ideas.

The title of my article (credit goes to Mr. B for helping me think of it) is:

Videogames with less violence make children want to commit more violence.

so yeah, any funny ideas or things I can talk about that I can throw in this article to make it funny. Keep in mind it also has to be realistic, facts, statistics and quotes (made up or otherwise) would help greatly.

Thank you pit
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#2
You didn't come up with the title and now you want us to come up with the content?
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#3
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You didn't come up with the title and now you want us to come up with the content?


nah I have ideas for the content. I just need ideas on being funny.
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#5
The first rule of funny writing:
Start a sentence in one place and end it somewhere completely different, like Australia.
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#6
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The Onion asked you to write an article for them?


I wish

nah its for my last writing assignment for school.

if its good enough I may submit it to the actual Onion, but we'll see.
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#7
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The first rule of funny writing:
Start a sentence in one place and end it somewhere completely different, like Australia.



Brilliance.


Also, TS, it's not your creative property if you didn't create it, so if I see this article of yours on the Onion page in the upcoming weeks I'll also expect to see documentation of all of the UGers who contributed to it's contents.
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#8
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I wish

nah its for my last writing assignment for school.

if its good enough I may submit it to the actual Onion, but we'll see.

Oooooooh
I don't think they accept unsolicited articles, though
#9
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Oooooooh
I don't think they accept unsolicited articles, though


they operate here in boulder so we'll see

and to the guy who wants credit. I can't give you any if I don't know your name.

Also, I just need inspiration for ideas, I'm not stealing anything from any of you.
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#10
I could write that article without help. You should do that.
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I could write that article without help. You should do that.


I am, right now
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