Poll: Should I go?
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View poll results: Should I go?
Yes, attend the convention
234 59%
No, do not attend the convention
73 18%
Dump her ass
91 23%
Voters: 398.
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#1
So my lady friend wants me to take her to a furry convention. Now, I'm not a freak, so I don't want to go; but, I can't discount the possibility of getting some if I attend, Pit, what would you do in my shoes?

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#2
do it.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#8
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Getting some from your lady friend? Or just someone in general?


From my lady friend.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#9
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From my lady friend.



Will she be dressed as a furry? Because that's just gonna be weird.
#11
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She's probably a furry too. Dump her.


No shit sherlock........


Nothing wrong with furries.
#16


Seriously.

Best case: you go, act akward, get some anyway.
Worst case: you go, act akward, don't get some, possibly get some stories out of it.
#18
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No shit sherlock........


Nothing wrong with furries.

However there is also nothing right with them...


...seriously though, they suck.
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#22
I'd go and then I'd dump red paint on them pretending to be an animal rights activist who misunderstood the convention.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#23
SHE IS PROBABLY NOT A FURRY. SHE PROBABLY JUST THINKS IT WOULD BE FUN.
you should definitely go.
>.>
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#24
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However there is also nothing right with them...


...seriously though, they suck.



You suck.
#25
Dump her ass.

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
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Do it fa...



Wait, you have bunny in your name! Are you a furry?
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#27
Wow, you are in one of the most awkward situations there can be.

Don't go, it seems too f*cked up.

EDIT: Speaking of "furries," Here are the levels of how screwed up it is.

Most - Fetish (by far)
Second most - Cosplaying in public
Third most - Cosplaying at a convention
Least - Internet persona (not that messed up, but still pretty stupid.)
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#28
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...seriously though, they suck.

I agree with this man. So take her, she'll suck your ****.
#29
Doing as a furry means you're still in your costume. Your girlfriend sounds hilariously awesome by the way. Don't dump her, take her and laugh at the furries. If you can get some in the process, go for it.
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#31
Quote by pitobodies
Doing as a furry means you're still in your costume. Your girlfriend sounds hilariously awesome by the way. Don't dump her, take her and laugh at the furries. If you can get some in the process, go for it.

You should take this advice.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#32
Go.


Afterwords you can use it to guilt her into going with you to a blues festival.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#33
sometimes weird girls are the biggest freaks in bed

although id think a furry convention would be agonizingly painful to go through...
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#34
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I agree with this man. So take her, she'll suck your ****.

Make sure you purr while she's doing it, though.
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Certain furries piss me off. Namely, the ones who claim to have an animal spirit inside of them.
I love Otherkin!

They're hilarious!
#36
Dude, go. Take a camera and bring back stories for us.

As long as she doesn't know you're only interested to make fun of it.....

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#37
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Go.


Afterwords you can use it to guilt her into going with you to a blues festival.


Or for anal sex....
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#40
I went to one in London last year. It can be quite funny if you don't take the whole thing as seriously as the hate communities do, what with 34 year old men dressing as giant animals and pretending to be 16 again.
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