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#1
Oh, unhappy day fellow UGers. My girlfriend has ventured into the pit and has seen our ways and has asked me the question "What is the Pit?". what do I tell her? How would, you sum up the pit?
#3
a sausage fest. tell her to gtfo and back to the kitchen
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#5
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a sausage fest. tell her to gtfo and back to the kitchen

this u should prolly hit her too
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#6
I have the answer to your problems...
Rape her.
She will never ask you another question ever again...I guarantee it
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#7
well if she found the pit.. im guessing shes going to find this post..
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#8
It's that cool place down the road where all the serial killers and rapists hang out.
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#12
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Your computer is in the kitchen? i r confused



lulz well done
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#13
"The Pit is a general discussion forum on a guitar website. [Optional: Frequent topics covered include masturbation, commonly known as 'fapping,' rape, pedophilia, and what to do when people you know discover that you spend time in The Pit.]"
#16
"Nothing is more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Pit binge"
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#20
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I feel responsible for this. I shown her the site when she was learning to play guitar.

Don't tell her the forums exist, just show her the articles and tabs.
#21
Give her the Holy Book Searchbar. Find her own answer, she must, to truly understand the force that is the Pit.
I'm a compulsive liar. Which means that was a lie, so I'm not, making it true. So, yes, I am a compulsive liar, but at the same time I'm not...Or am I?
#22
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Your computer is in the kitchen? i r confused


Maybe he has a laptop.
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#23
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Give her the Holy Book Searchbar. Find her own answer, she must, to truly understand the force that is the Pit.


That's actually a really good answer.

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Don't tell her the forums exist, just show her the articles and tabs.


She found them on her own. That's what I did show her
#24
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Maybe he has a laptop.


women, technology DOES NOT REGISTER
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
#25
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women, technology DOES NOT REGISTER



I do have a laptop. Sadly I let her stray too far from the stove to learn our craft and now she's a "free thinker".
#27
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"Nothing is more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Pit binge"



Fear and Loathing in Las Pit!


awesome...
#28
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I do have a laptop. Sadly I let her stray too far from the stove to learn our craft and now she's a "free thinker".


are you sure she's not just using the microwave and thinking she's using a laptop? it would make a lot more sense if this was the case.
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
#29
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are you sure she's not just using the microwave and thinking she's using a laptop? it would make a lot more sense if this was the case.


Sadly I got a smart one
#30
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#31
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Sadly I got a smart one

Now see there's your problem. The best wimminz are the stupid ones
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Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#32
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#34
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Hello freeloader1504's girlfriend. I'd just like you to know that he keeps hitting on me, and he sent me pix of his pen0r. Are you really satisfied with his 2 inches?


i'm way more than satisfied.

and hi, i'm the new womenz on the forum.
#35
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i'm way more than satisfied.

and hi, i'm the new womenz on the forum.
Dump him go out with me. I'm 2 1/2 inches.


Word.
#36
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i'm way more than satisfied.

and hi, i'm the new womenz on the forum.


do u liek teh dragonz?
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
#37
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i'm way more than satisfied.

and hi, i'm the new womenz on the forum.


Nice to meet you. Welcome to UG.

Now, gtfo of here and make me a sammich.

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Last edited by KGB_INC at Nov 17, 2009,
#38
Oh Lord...
So who gets dibs on e-marrying TS' girlfriend?


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