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#1
k so last night i had this chick over, we smoked a couple bowls and started doin the business. the first time we were completely naked, then i napped for like 30 mins, woke up and she wanted it again. i obliged, but i said i didnt feel like taking my boxers off, which she then laughed at. i thought nothing of it, i usually take them off, but this time i was high and lazy and didnt feel like it.
so whats the general concensus? does anyone ever do the naughty with boxers on? and yeah i had socks on cuz my room was cold
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#2
Take off your underwear, Jesus.

Socks are optional though. I read once that many girls enjoy sex more while they have socks on because they're at a more comfortable temperature.
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Socks can come before or after trousers, but not before pants.

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#6
Socks aren't so bad, sometimes I just don't take them off because we're already in the sack, but underwear, dear god man, stop being so lazy.
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Take off your underwear, Jesus.

Socks are optional though. I read once that many girls enjoy sex more while they have socks on because they're at a more comfortable temperature.

this dude. no one should be allowed to be that lazy.
#8
i say always keep socks, shoes, shirt on and only pull underwear and trousers down to ankles

this way as soon as your done you can get the **** outta there

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I've done it in boxers before, I'm not sure why.


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#12
eh, I don't really feel undressing is that necessary TBH, the only thing about boxers though is that it can get a bit messy, but if I'mboning some girl in the back of my friends car while he's driving down the interstate, I'm not going to bother getting fully undressed. I wouldn't expect the girl to either.
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#14
I once had sex with my socks on, because I forgot I had them on. They aren't exactly the main priority when it comes to undressing.
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#15
why did TS put his underwear back on before he slept?

nude sleep ftw.

and wear whatever you like, when its cold, keeping socks on is nice. unless you really like feet.
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#16
Had sex with my underwear on once but I was in a rush to get a quickie in
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#17
as long as shes gagged, bound an blindfolded i couldn't care less if shes wearing socks or not
#18
Am I the only one who doesn't understand this? You make it sound like you are fully covered, this making sex impossible Or do you mean just pulling them down...?

EDIT: Oh and you only made this thread to say you had sex, otherwise you wouldn't have explained the irrelevant fact that it was the second time.
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#20
How am I supposed to fist you properly if you have boxers on?

I don't mind having sex with half my clothes still on, but for some reason, the idea of wearing only boxers and/or socks while doing it seems weird. If I've taken off all the rest, taking off the underwear won't kill me, eh?
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How am I supposed to fist you properly if you have boxers on?

I don't mind having sex with half my clothes still on, but for some reason, the idea of wearing only boxers and/or socks while doing it seems weird. If I've taken off all the rest, taking off the underwear won't kill me, eh?


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#23
I wouldn't wear underwear in a thousand years, but I don't see the harm of socks other than that it looks stupid.
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Only if their not black socks

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i say always keep socks, shoes, shirt on and only pull underwear and trousers down to ankles

this way as soon as your done you can get the **** outta there


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#32
Sex in your underpants? Apparently Elvis did that too, but....how?
#33
How in focks name can you have sex with a penor in boxers.
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How in focks name can you have sex with a penor in boxers.

Boxers have slits in the front of them...
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#35
do it adam and eve style. naturally.
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do it adam and eve style. naturally.

Leaves are pretty uncomfortable, homie.
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Leaves are pretty uncomfortable, homie.


They obviously didn't wear their leaves when they were doing the hanky-panky


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#39
cut this guy some slack, he just woke up from sexing while baked, his mind is probably a bit ramshackled and he is likely tired.
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They obviously didn't wear their leaves when they were doing the hanky-panky

It was obviously a joke, homeslice.
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