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for me...

In first I grade I bent down to grab my pencil I dropped on the ground, and right when I grabbed it I let out a huge fart.

In either 4th or 5th grade (not sure which) I was in the bathroom using the urinal, and I don't know if it just splashed perfectly or what but the some piss got in me perfectly so it looked like I peed myself. And to top it off the entire class went down to the bathrooms together, so the rest of class was right outside the bathroom, and we were'nt aloud to untuck our shirts. So I just kind of used my hands and I don't think anyone noticed.

Also from K-5 to 5th grade I would always get sick and end up throwing up in class. Worst of all I would always end up throwing up in the front of the class too. Like when I got up to the teacher in the front of the class to ask to go to the bathroom, I throw up right there.

So what are your embarassing moments?
#3
Must have been when my "friend" spread that I was gay through the entire school, essentially ruining my social life and losing me most of my friends for a year or so. When I was 12.
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#4
Nothing interesting from me, but a friend of mine had to puke in class. He didn't even make it to the door, but had to use the garbage can next to it.

I also accidentally kicked him in the balls once, but that wasn't in class.
#5
lol wel my most embarasin moment waz wen dis girl gave me a blojob right infront of everywun lul it waz worth it thogh.
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#8
I once had a boner during English class in 7th grade. To my credit I was in my desk, and I didn't think I was doing any harm to anyone. All of a sudden the girl next to me notices (in a quiet and subtle manner thankfully) and says "Put that snake down..."


Actually pretty hot in retrospect. I kind of brushed it off at the time
#9
i threw up in the hallway outside my fourth grade class once. that sucked. i can't remember anything else, i'm sure i've done something though. i think i blocked it out
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My most embarassing moment was in 2nd grade, I was in art class and really had to take a piss but I was quite shy at the time so I couldn't bring myself to interrupt the teacher to ask to go to the restroom. So me in my brilliance decided that it would be a great idea to just piss my pants (at the time I didn't think it was that much) so then I start and I end up having a puddle running from my crotch too my knee and smelling heavily of pee. But miraculously no one noticed and if they did they didn't say anything.
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The time I had to use a portable toilet at camp and someone opened the door while I was still in there. Everyone saw. Then something really, really embarrassing happened but my mind doesn't let me remember it anymore because if I do, it will traumatise me.
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#13
this one time, i was sitting in class and we had a reading test so everyone was really quiet and i let out the biggest fart of my life. the whole class was looking at me and my friend, lemmy, who was sitting next to me. i realized they had no idea who farted so i just go like "iew lemmy, wtf is your problem dude!?"

not really embarassing for me but he was pretty pissed tho
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this one time....I didn't carry the 1 in my advanced quantum physics class


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The time I had to use a portable toilet at camp and someone opened the door while I was still in there. Everyone saw. Then something really, really embarrassing happened but my mind doesn't let me remember it anymore because if I do, it will traumatise me.

I know toilet accidents, it's always the same:

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#17
Pretty much my whole exisence in school...
But really, I figure it would have to be when someone kicked a basketball in the air (to a good height, mind you) and it came down right on my head, knocking me out. Woke up on the ground surrounded by a bunch of assh*les muttering "Man down, captain, man down."
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This one time in Band Class...

In 11th grade I used to "flirt" with my (female) English teacher. Until one day, when my friend Dennis ruined the whole thing and pushed me face-first into her boobs. We couldn't really speak to each other for a few days after that. Then we started joking about it and we became "cool" again.
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i pissed myself in SK, that was about it
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#22
We were playing truth or dare, and one of my male friends kissed me on the cheek (I'm also male). It was horrible. It was even worse when the pictures surfaced on Facebook the next day.
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#23
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for me...

In first I grade I bent down to grab my pencil I dropped on the ground, and right when I grabbed it I let out a huge fart.

In either 4th or 5th grade (not sure which) I was in the bathroom using the urinal, and I don't know if it just splashed perfectly or what but the some piss got in me perfectly so it looked like I peed myself. And to top it off the entire class went down to the bathrooms together, so the rest of class was right outside the bathroom, and we were'nt aloud to untuck our shirts. So I just kind of used my hands and I don't think anyone noticed.

Also from K-5 to 5th grade I would always get sick and end up throwing up in class. Worst of all I would always end up throwing up in the front of the class too. Like when I got up to the teacher in the front of the class to ask to go to the bathroom, I throw up right there.

So what are your embarassing moments?


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Also from K-5 to 5th grade I would always get sick and end up throwing up in class. Worst of all I would always end up throwing up in the front of the class too. Like when I got up to the teacher in the front of the class to ask to go to the bathroom, I throw up right there.



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I also accidentally kicked him in the balls once, but that wasn't in class.


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In grade eight, i decided to go in the talent show, i was gonna play Whatsername by Greenday because it was one of my favourite songs, and its easy to play guitar and sing at the same time for the song. So i make it, and at the the talent show, the kid before me plays guitar too, and he plays... VOODOO CHILD BY JIMI HENDRIX, everyone that was watching the show could see me in the background ( i was a roadie/helper too ) with my jaw dropped :O. so buddies just a beast at guitar and completely rips the song, it was amazing. so then i go up there after, i dont feel like playing at all because i feel like an idiot for playing such a simple song. after that everyone was like OMG YOU GOT OWNED AHAHA YOU SUCK! and i was like...come on lmao. so that was pree embarasing xD
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This one time in Band Class...

In 11th grade I used to "flirt" with my (female) English teacher. Until one day, when my friend Dennis ruined the whole thing and pushed me face-first into her boobs. We couldn't really speak to each other for a few days after that. Then we started joking about it and we became "cool" again.

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#31
Well, I took a piss, and i guess I didn't get it all out.

Well, I was in gym, and the shorts are thin, so a big dark blue stain appeared on em. I panicked at first thinking OH ****, but then my genious kicked in.
I ran to the hand dryer, and lifted up my shorts, then pressed the button. Within a minute, my shorts were dry and I was saved!
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#32
In 5th grade, I fell asleep in class, right by a chair. They couldn't wake me up and I was saying wierd shit in my sleep (don't know what it was), then I woke up and my head was stuck in the chair (our chairs had holes in them) I couldn't get it out and I started flipping out. Then the teacher called me a pussy, so I got even more angry. I bashed my head on my desk, the chair still on my head until there was blood coming out, and the whole time I was yelling "I'M A PUSSY!!!" and then I got it off and the teacher told me to go to the counceling center so I punched my desk and it flew up in the air and hit her in the face. Then I still had to go to the counceling center.
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I shat in my pants in second grade and was too scared to tell the teacher, so I walked around all day with shit in my pants.

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I can't remember why but for some reason i was dressed in a nice white button down and nice black pants in 8th grade. It was pouring rain and the grass was really muddy. Me and my friend were walking to the bus and he was making fun of me and decided to push me. Unfortunetly i slipped on the mud and slid face first down this huge hill. I had to walk back to the buses and ride the bus covered in mud.
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#36
in fifth grade i got the whole class in trouble so some bitch kiked me in the nuts and i cried and said goddamit, got reffered and laffed at for crying
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In 5th grade, I fell asleep in class, right by a chair. They couldn't wake me up and I was saying wierd shit in my sleep (don't know what it was), then I woke up and my head was stuck in the chair (our chairs had holes in them) I couldn't get it out and I started flipping out. Then the teacher called me a pussy, so I got even more angry. I bashed my head on my desk, the chair still on my head until there was blood coming out, and the whole time I was yelling "I'M A PUSSY!!!" and then I got it off and the teacher told me to go to the counceling center so I punched my desk and it flew up in the air and hit her in the face. Then I still had to go to the counceling center.

why? you were so obviously rational?
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#38
Ummm.... well... One time this dude slammed a door in my face and I was like gushing blood from my forehead.... Not really embarrising but thats all i got =/.... give it till next semester though, I have a speach class that is REQUIRED for my degree... ****ing bullshit, since when do computer geeks need to learn how to talk to people...


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#39
Not to me, but to my friend who was talking to me at the time:

I was in my Geography class in 7th grade and the school day had just ended. Me and my friends were waiting for the intercom to call the students down to the bus area so we were just talking and standing around the room. I was talking to my friend and he was telling me about some kid.

All of the sudden, he flung back his right arm to imitate the kid and ended up hitting my geography teacher square in the face. It turned out that she had actually fractured her nose. The rest of the year was pretty awkward in that class.
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#40
As a freshman every guy walked around protecting his groin since everyone was out to get you. There were even chicks in on it.
For me in particular though would be my awkwardness around women. No matter what they could flirt all they want and I never noticed, or if I did I didnt know what to do or say.
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