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#1
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#2
whose the boss fight gonna be against? jesus?

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#3
Oh god...this better be a joke...
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#5
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Helicopter whirl...

If this does not involve you somehow flying with your hair, I will be horribly disappointed.


PSN = wario184
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Fucking Watermelons...



How dat shit work yo?
#7
Achievement Unlocked: Swallow The Love

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
Why? Is it really that hard to pray without a videogame? Wii Sport, Tony Hawk, etc. make these things easier, but having to get out a board and a ton of controllers to pray? Doesn't that seem just a little counter-intuitive?
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#9
i hate it when peole say "need i say more" but they actually never said anything

on topic though , quite ashamed i am
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#16
Quote by speedy1330
whose the boss fight gonna be against? jesus?

Jesus is the miniboss. After you beat him you move onto Yahweh himself.
#20
Quote by ctb


Oh damn...

Damn honkeys and their churchgoings!


It's a pretty cool idea, really. I can't wait for the "Mystery of the missing choir boy" expansion.
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#21
This looks completely serious to me.


But damn,
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#22
Quote by Kensai
Damn honkeys and their churchgoings!


It's a pretty cool idea, really. I can't wait for the "Mystery of the missing choir boy" expansion.




Bitch be winning.
#23
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Bitch be winning.

So, she's good at jerking roughly cylindrical objects, eh?
#24
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So, she's good at jerking roughly cylindrical objects, eh?


icwutudidthar
Quote by floppypick
Helicopter whirl...

If this does not involve you somehow flying with your hair, I will be horribly disappointed.


PSN = wario184
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

Fucking Watermelons...



How dat shit work yo?
#26
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Bitch be winning.


Wait, based of this picture, they seem to be implying that God gives better Heaven points to people who can ring church bells more. Bullshit! If I was going to worship Yahweh, I would expect my chances getting in to heaven to be more related to my begging for forgiveness points than ringing bell points!
#27
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Bitch be winning.

Bitch be always winning

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#28
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Bitch be always winning


Paul obviously doesn;t love God enough. Get ready for Hell, dude.
#30
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Paul's not very good at spraying the crowd with his magic stick.

Or ringing his bell. Poor Paul.
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#31
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Wait, based of this picture, they seem to be implying that God gives better Heaven points to people who can ring church bells more. Bullshit! If I was going to worship Yahweh, I would expect my chances getting in to heaven to be more related to my begging for forgiveness points than ringing bell points!


Every ring of that bell is a plea for forgiveness....

Plus I'm kicking your ass in bell-ringing points! See you in Hell! well I won't, but you get the point.
#32
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Every ring of that bell is a plea for forgiveness....

Plus I'm kicking your ass in bell-ringing points! See you in Hell! well I won't, but you get the point.

Well, at least in Hell I can spend my days getting tortured in new exciting ways, when you go to Heaven, you'll be worshiping Yahweh the same boring way everyday!
#34
It's ok, you can be Mary. That way you don't have to be paranoid about the priests.
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#35
Can't wait for the Jewish version to come out. I wanna circumcise some babies.
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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#36
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It's ok, you can be Mary. That way you don't have to be paranoid about the priests.
#37
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And you'll make Paul feel like a pussy
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#38
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And you'll make Paul feel like a pussy

Paul IS a pussy.
#39
Actually, I think Mary hax.
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