#1
If you had access dark powers and could summon dark forces (real or otherwise) to do your bidding, who would you summon and what would you do with them.

I would summon this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TFp71j7UjQ

and together, we would play the song that ends the earth.
(with me on guitar )

OK GO!!!
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#2
Can't I summon nice things? Like Care Bears or unicorns? Marshmallow faeries?
To dance and sing and help the elderly? That would be bitchin'.
#3

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#5
i would summon those christmas animals from south park
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#6
I'd summon God. That mother****er drowns people when he gets pissed off. Imagine what I could do! BWHAHAHAHA
#7
I'd summon great metal facial hair.



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#8
I fight all forces of darkness with a 30W Torch.
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#9
I would summon shooters, nimbles, and brutes and have them charge at the enemy.
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#10
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If you had access dark powers and could summon dark forces (real or otherwise) to do your bidding, who would you summon and what would you do with them.

I would summon this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TFp71j7UjQ

and together, we would play the song that ends the earth.
(with me on guitar )

OK GO!!!


Dark powers you say?

I feel obligated to post this.


Dragon Of the Darkness Flame anyone?

/anime nerd response
#12
You mean the dark side of the force? Force choke and force storm are pretty badass.
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#13
i'd probs summon ron jeremy and i'd suck his penis and let him do like wise to me, no homo.
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#14


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#15
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Dark powers you say?

I feel obligated to post this.


Dragon Of the Darkness Flame anyone?

/anime nerd response


that guy is from Yu Yu Hakusho, his name is Hiei I think.

Dont ask me why I know that
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#16
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that guy is from Yu Yu Hakusho, his name is Hiei I think.

Dont ask me why I know that


I'm more impressed that you spelled the name of the show and Hiei correct XD
#17
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I'm more impressed that you spelled the name of the show and Hiei correct XD


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VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#18
i would summon EVERY demon from the DOOM series...then i would grab a shotgun and a chainsaw and seek the BFG9000...yeya!
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#19
If I could summon the forces of darkness, I would summon the force that is Darkness.

#20
i would summon an extremely pissed off Vinnie Jones wielding a hammer
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