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#1
or so i am told by the mysterious stranger texting me. basically, I got a text at 6 saying "I'm going to pick you up'

And just a few minutes ago got another one saying 'sorry katelyn!' didn't know we'd be late, is your dad angry??"

so, atm I've said 'Ugh, you have no idea'

Should I go with this, or end it now.. comments I should make??
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#3
What kind of question is that? Of course you should go with it!

Tell her he's making you stay home, then after she gets upset hatch a plan for your 'friend' to come and pick you up as you climb out of your bedroom window!
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#5
tell him your dad is waiting outside your room with a gun because you were late and is trying to break the door down and that the dude needs to come save you
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#6
lol i'm going to go generic. telll them to make sure they bring condoms and lube.
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#7
Am I the only one who's thinking of that episode of How I Met Your Mother where Ted accidentally texts Barney and he and Marshall start messing with him?

Actually, TS, go look that episode up, learn from it. This could be epic.
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#8
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Am I the only one who's thinking of that episode of How I Met Your Mother where Ted accidentally texts Barney and he and Marshall start messing with him?

Actually, TS, go look that episode up, learn from it. This could be epic.

That was totally my thought going into this! Awesome show.
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#9
okay, got a reply "I'm sorry, what happened, did he yell at you?"

So.. suggestions?
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#11
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okay, got a reply "I'm sorry, what happened, did he yell at you?"

So.. suggestions?

Of course he yelled at you! He called you 'untrustworthy and senseless. grounded for a week'
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#12
say yea he hit me!
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#14
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That was totally my thought going into this! Awesome show.


Agreed. Same thought five!

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okay, got a reply "I'm sorry, what happened, did he yell at you?"

So.. suggestions?


Try and get his pity somehow.
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#15
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Of course he yelled at you! He called you 'untrustworthy and senseless. grounded for a week'


Aight, this shall be my reply.
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#16
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okay, got a reply "I'm sorry, what happened, did he yell at you?"

So.. suggestions?

Say yeah, he wants to call your mom
#18
Alright, reply has been sent, I'll post his (or her.. I ave no bloody idea) reply as soon as I get it, and I'll post the first response I get from you guys, if it's fairly sensible
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#19
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Say yeah, he wants to call your mom

Oh, I like this! Definitely say he's threatening to call their parents! Say 'parents' and not mom or dad inac se one is dead or something and you blow it.
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Oh, I like this! Definitely say he's threatening to call their parents! Say 'parents' and not mom or dad inac se one is dead or something and you blow it.


OOH boy! a new character is introduced!

"Really, I'm sorry u were late Jeremy feels bad too!"

okay guys?
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#21
Tell him/her that you are really horny and want them to come over right away.


Whoever that poor girl is is going to be so confused when her friend comes over "OK IM HERE, LETS ****!"


edit: tell her to bring Jeremy too. Threesome.
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#25
K, I think I'm going to go with

"it's alright, so what are you up to"
I need to learn about this fellow.
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#27
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K, I think I'm going to go with

"it's alright, so what are you up to"
I need to learn about this fellow.


Good choice. Keep it safe.
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#28
Yeah, go with that. Oh! Here's a plot twist: ask how things are going with Jeremy, if the other person seems confused be like 'oh, he didn't tell you yet?' then avoid telling the secret and see what happens!
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#30
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Yeah, go with that. Oh! Here's a plot twist: ask how things are going with Jeremy, if the other person seems confused be like 'oh, he didn't tell you yet?' then avoid telling the secret and see what happens!


okay, I'll keep jeremy in mind for later use!
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#31
I am beyond intrigued. Make sure to give us plenty of updates.
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#32
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K, I think I'm going to go with

"it's alright, so what are you up to"
I need to learn about this fellow.

Noooo *whines* stop goofing around and wasting time. Ask for sex already! We dont want to be friend-zoned
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#33
Yes. Please update every time you get a new reply. This is fun

Edit at one point you need to go "OMG" and refuse to tell her what it's about
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#35
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Noooo *whines* stop goofing around and wasting time. Ask for sex already! We dont want to be friend-zoned


I have no idea what kind of relationship these two have.. if I guy all in asking for sex I could ruin potential hilarity!

I want to do it, but I can't for the sake of comedy
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#36
Say, "Oh no, daddy's at the door with his whiskey and shotgun. He hasn't been this mad in months."
#37
Oh my god this thread shall be legendary. I can feel it in my bones.
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#38
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I have no idea what kind of relationship these two have.. if I guy all in asking for sex I could ruin potential hilarity!

I want to do it, but I can't for the sake of comedy

I agree. We need the laughs to come, not get all messed up.
#39
Okay, so he replied rather poorly with a "ntm you?"

I'm considering saying "not a lot either, just thinking about the night.."
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