#1
The rules are simple.
You give a rating to the dumb joke of the user above you and make yourself a dumb joke so the next poster rates it for you. The joke must be 99% YOURS, you can't take an existing joke and post it here.
Don't try too hard and don't worry if the joke is really stupid, this is for fun reasons and these jokes shouldn't be taken offensively, we know they're JOKES. (it doesn't have to be a joke regarding The Pit)

Let's get creative!
I'll start:

What's the difference between Kensai in The Pit and Kensai in real life?

Kensai has a life in The Pit.


(DON'T HATE ME KENSAI IT'S JUST A JOKE)
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#5
What's the difference between the pit and 4chan?
In the pit there's more people playing guitar.
#6
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#7
where does kensai buy his petrol?


kjell.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#9
who is the most famous man from ug?

brad pit.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#10
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where does kensai buy his petrol?


kjell.




I remember going in and asking if I could have a discount, they said no

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#13
Quote by JackalUK
You Kensai that again




nothing warms my heart more than a really good pun.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#15
What's the difference between The Pit and a black hole?

One's a powerful region of darkness that sucks in all life, matter and light with zero chance of ever escaping, while the other one's a dead star.
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Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#16
What is every Pit members movie of choice?


The Prestige ololololol
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#18
6/10

What do you call a monkey that rubs their banana instead of eating it?

A Pit Monkey.
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Beautiful.
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Even though I'm english..

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#20
What do all UG'rs have in common?


They all like the cock ololololol
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