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#1
i thought we could all use a laugh and so i thought id make a thread to post guitar related fail pictures. 'FAIL' stamped or not they can be submitted, but i suppose you could also post other ICHCB theme stuff too, etc. LOLZ, graphs or lookalikes.

rules!!!!!

no double posting
if several images are posted, do not quote the whole post, just the image you want
family friendly pics please, or at least censored
play nice, no calling other peoples fails lame etc.

above all though...HAVE FUN

ill start things off

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You want to strap a bunch of used mattresses to the walls of your bedroom?

Why not just roll around naked in medical waste while you're at it.
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toothpaste and toast...not good
Last edited by The Beige at Nov 19, 2009,
#2
ummm....

what?

EDIT: After example, it makes more sense, but this just seems like a guitar related YLYL.
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Last edited by RG5EX1 at Nov 19, 2009,
#3
There's a beige poo in my sink.
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Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#4
Pickgnomes don't eat our picks, they steal them to cast voodoo shenanigans on us
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#5
Quote by entity0009
Pickgnomes don't eat our picks, they steal them to cast voodoo shenanigans on us


#7
Quote by entity0009
Pickgnomes don't eat our picks, they steal them to cast voodoo shenanigans on us

Seriously. :gestures to sig:

Last edited by Flying Couch at Nov 19, 2009,
#8
Quote by Carlos Again


guitar fall fail.



i only find that funny because i hate les pauls

yeah, i said it
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#9
^That hurts me, I don't like this thread.
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#12
^^^
He looks like hes looking at the Roadie and going
"whadya mean you forgot my wah pedal, now wtf am i gonna do when i "solo""

/kirkhammetrip
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#16


Total guitar fail.
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#17
Quote by darkcheef
I don't where it fails


Look at the neck perhaps?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#18
Quote by el-shredder


Total guitar fail.

That's because it's an accordion idiot.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#19
Quote by darkcheef
I don't where it fails


Just look at it.
The frets, the holes for the electronics, the general craftsman ship.

BTW it's a Devries custom if that means anything to anyone
#22
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
That's because it's an accordion idiot.

that better a double account of sarcasm...

cause thats a piano!
Top lel.
#23
Quote by Al4Project
^^^
He looks like hes looking at the Roadie and going
"whadya mean you forgot my wah pedal, now wtf am i gonna do when i "solo""

/kirkhammetrip

He actually has two or three wah pedals. Two are on stage, and one is backstage in case the two stage wahs fail.
#24
Remember this guy?
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#26
Quote by Karlboy
Remember this guy?


But...But...He said I can Whammy....WITHOUT A WHAMMY BAR!!!
#28
Quote by darkcheef
Fail for ever starting to play guitar

ZING

(Invalid img)


Up The Boro!
#30
Oh God, DeVries custom. I remember him. May the guitar gods have mercy on his soul.
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#34
Quote by darkcheef
Oh and this guy



that guy...
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Would like a sandwich


Vereor Deus

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#35
Quote by the memory
that better a double account of sarcasm...

cause thats a piano!
This sounds like a script for some really cheesy television sitcom from the late seventies.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#36
Quote by Carlos Again


guitar fall fail.


oh lordy what are we going to do.... oh wait it's an epiphone, nevermind
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#37
Quote by Heilz
When backstage and talkin to the ladies i always go with the ¨Mines is bigger than theirs¨ argument as me bro holds hes guitar and i take out my bass... It works wonders @,@


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#39
Quote by Lugnaz987


Sigh... I think anything the Jonas Brothers do is a fail....


getting real old, champ...
Yours Sincerely,


Dr. Speakers
#40
Quote by Lugnaz987


Sigh... I think anything the Jonas Brothers do is a fail....


why does he geta****inggibsonSG AND I DONT
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