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#1
So I know I'll probably get alot of people being douschebags about this but I thought I'd ask anyway. If you're gonna give some kind of smart ass answer move on to another thread. I'm completely serious about this.

I been stealing a lot of shit from this guy and school and yesterday he caught me. He said I can either pay him for everything he's missing or he's gonna "beat the ever-living shit out of me." Now I'm pretty sure I can take this guy (if he thinks I'm paying him, he can go **** himself) but I'd like scare him real good first, just to weaken his defenses. Basically what I'm asking is: does the Pit know any way to really scare people? Any way to make them avoid fighting you?

I plan on wearing straight black, heavy clothes, along with my chains, spikes, all that jazz. But is there any way I can act around him that will convince him I'm real twisted? I wanna make him think I'm the scary goth kid that will slit your throat if you come to close. Any advice?

Again, none the Pit's infamous flaming smartasses please. Thanks alot to anyone who can help!
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#2
I hope he beats you up, you sound like a prick. Pay him back instead...
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#3
...Are you serious?
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Guys, he said no stupid posts. He sounds pretty badass, too. We better be careful.

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#8
See what I'm talking about? God...
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#9
You're a ****ing loser, straight up.


Save him the trouble of killing you and just do it yourself.
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#10
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So I know I'll probably get alot of people being douschebags about this but I thought I'd ask anyway. If you're gonna give some kind of smart ass answer move on to another thread. I'm completely serious about this.

Right. Guess what you just made this thread about.


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#11
Why would you even post this? Are you trying to win people over to your side?

1) Why the hell did you steal his stuff in the first place?
2) If you're so confident that you can take him on, why do you need to dress up and looking intimidating?
3) You're an enormous douche.
#12
bring a toy gun, paint it black
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#13
to scare him you must stand there while he hits you with everything hes got, you're being a douche
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Guys, he said no stupid posts. He sounds pretty badass, too. We better be careful.

yeah guys i mean look at those black clothes and spikes.
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I'm completely serious about this.


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#18
You are a thief. A thief is the number one thing in this world I cannot tolerate. You deserve to be castrated.
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Guys, he said no stupid posts. He sounds pretty badass, too. We better be careful.


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can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

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#22
Who is this guy? im gunna give him my flail +1
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#24
I was going to suggest you whomp him.

But you're a dick.

Hopefully he'll smack you about a bit and you'll think twice before stealing again.
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#25
Rite heres a gd way to scare him, dress in a pink tutu and hit urself repeatedly in the face while laughing. On a side note, ur a douchebag. Happy death day =]
#27
Give him back his stuff
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#28
I hope he's a troll.
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#29
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Who is this guy? im gunna give him my flail +1


with a dexterity boost +3 and crush undead?

i dont think that a lvl 23 douche can use that....


thought it was paladins only...
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can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

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#30
why would you were a shitload of chains and such before a fight???
Not gonna be able to move fast, be weighed down hella
Duh
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#32
youre a douche!
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#33
I hope he ****s your face up permanently.

Wouldn't matter tho, it's probably already ****ed up.
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why would you were a shitload of chains and such before a fight???
Not gonna be able to move fast, be weighed down hella :rollseyes"
Duh


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can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

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So, West...

I hear you'll suck my cat...

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#35
Yeah, here's some advice - don't change your comfort crawl Pampers before you go fight him. The smell of sh*t will terrify his senses, you large sized toddler.

Additionally, I hope he whips your ass in front of everyone. If he doesn't, someone will. It always comes back to you.
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#36
why don't you just bring your guitar to the fight and scare him away with your "Awesome" guitar skills, that will melt his face off.
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#37
whomp his ass, oh and by the way you are a prick TS

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#38
This is the best thing I've read all day.

What are you, 14? Who still wears all black, spikes, and "all that jazz"? You deserve to get the ever-living shit kicked out of you. Maybe you should try and be a grown up and not steal things, and instead of getting your ass kicked, return what you stole, or pay him back.

I can't believe how immature you are
#40
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I been stealing a lot of shit from this guy and school



Why?

You sound like a dick. Pay him back and stop stealing people's shit.
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