#2
The mother said she was cool with it.








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I was expecting a video. I am now greatly disappointed.
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#10
10 year old's can be pretty dickey...
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#13
Hey, if I had a taser on me and someone kicked me in the groin, you bet your ass I'd use it on them.

And shouldn't the husband be mad at his wife, since she allowed it?
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#15
is anybody else who read halo the fall of reach reminded of that scene where john is stung by a cattle prong? this is eerily familiar to that.
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#16
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Whoever thinks Japan deserved the tsunami in any way should just go away and fucking die alone.
#20
Bitch got what she deserved.

Nuff said.
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#22
10 year-olds are dicks


But if you can't subdue a 10 year old girl on your own, w/out using a taser....maybe you shouldn't be a cop
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#23
If I was the cop I would have yelled "YOU'VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK!" after I have tased her.
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#24
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you sir, have earned that right there!
#25
How dare the father question the competency of the police officer.

Considering it was his daughter who was throwing a tantrum and ultimately kicked a cop in the groin, I'd question his competency as a parent.
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#27
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not a bad idea actually
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#28
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If I was the cop I would have yelled "YOU'VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK!" after I have tased her.



lol, that reminds me of the cop that tased the old lady...he had her in his sights and then yelled "TASER!!!" like it was a superpower he was unleashing
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#30
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she kicked him in the groin
I would have tasered her too...

I would've shot the bitch.


But seriously, dont use tasers on children.
#36
I can relate to that girl. My parents are the same way. every year till about 6th grade on the first day of school they would come into class and tell the teacher its ok to use physical force if nececary to get me to mind. lol...


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