Page 1 of 9
#1
A 5-line witty poem. Go!

chedit: Limericks have the rhyming pattern AABBA. If it doesn't have that rhyming pattern, it's not a limerick and you suck ass.
Last edited by chaoticfables at Nov 21, 2009,
#3
i see that you, my friend are ampless
but have no fear, you are not hapless!
get a wrench, some tape, and pliers
you will build what you desire... s
now good luck mother ****er
#4
There was a young man named Lincolnlogs
Who had a habit of sleeping with hogs
He found a hot pig
And gave it a wig
And they rode into the sunset listening to The Troggs

Edit:

There was a young lad called QAZAR
Who was a good hand with a laser
Saw 10 year old girl
Gave his laser a swirl
He said "fuck this, I'll just use a taser"

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
Last edited by Zero-Hartman at Nov 20, 2009,
#5
Chaoticfables makes a thread,
Sounds like it's gonna be a good one,
Although, I wonder if he can shred,
Oooh, maybe he can! Let's bash him in the head,
Coz i can't shred.
Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone......
#6
Far out, im late on my post.
Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone......
#8
Quote by p00
Chaoticfables makes a thread,
Sounds like it's gonna be a good one,
Although, I wonder if he can shred,
Oooh, maybe he can! Let's bash him in the head,
Coz i can't shred.

Limericks have the rhyme scheme AABBA.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#9
Up above me is p00
oh god what can I do?
There is just so much
Wouldn't want to touch
He shines a golden brown hew.
Originally Posted by happytimeharry
Your avatar is creepy, yet incredibly hypnotic...

I do what I can

Originally Posted by FiNNi
@AlterEdge: On a side note, I laughed when I noticed pedobear was your avatar

Me too... me too...
#11
Those short shorts, pelvic thrusting,
Was once a baby, lasers blasting.
If the pictures are crazy, oh, please keep out Tire Me.!
He'll bring the thread back til you're barking!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#13
There once was a user named Tire Me.
who used to ejaculate violently
Then one day he came
and nothing was the same
for his penis had flown off entirely.
kill all humans
#14
I can't quite say whether he enjoys sailin',
But if you disagree you'll get a railin'.
If there's snow on your head, watch out, or you'll be dead:
This ninja is from the land of Palin.

(This thread is way too much fun )

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#15
Your avatar kicks ass
Although I'm sure that guy smokes a lot of grass
He is smart like Bill Nye
The science guy
Now that my terrible poem is over, and I will go and die
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
Eventually
#16
Quote by alaskan_ninja
There once was a user named Tire Me.
who used to ejaculate violently
Then one day he came
and nothing was the same
for his penis had flown off entirely.

goddamn that made me suddenly burst full of laughter.
#17
Quote by toby3p0
Your avatar kicks ass
Although I'm sure that guy smokes a lot of grass
He is smart like Bill Nye
The science guy
Now that my terrible poem is over, and I will go and die

try to trick us with your avy
saying it's a cousin of daffy,
but your robot tricks won't work,
because I'm too sexy for my shirt
foo!
#18
Quote by alaskan_ninja
There once was a user named Tire Me.
who used to ejaculate violently
Then one day he came
and nothing was the same
for his penis had flown off entirely.

Well done.
Strikes fear into all
from across the hall
just because his name's green
doesn't mean he's mean
he just wants to play ball
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#19
Quote by alaskan_ninja
There once was a user named Tire Me.
who used to ejaculate violently
Then one day he came
and nothing was the same
for his penis had flown off entirely.



Sad thing is, it's true...


Wait....



Also I live for writing threads like this, but for some reason my creativity is GONE tonight, and I fail..



Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Then the next poster has to do one for me, since I wrote the last limerick.



K man, sorry.
Last edited by Tire Me. at Nov 20, 2009,
#20
Then the next poster has to do one for me, since I wrote the last limerick.
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#21
DimebagLivesOn is a user
Whose favourite boat might be a cruiser
His real name is Ian
He's not European
And I don't know if he's a substance abuser.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#22
There once was a man named Ian,
every one thought he was a cretin,
Until one marrow,
he sexed a sparrow,
then everyone though he was just gay.


Edit: This sucks.
#23
Whalepudding,
Fat, and presumably bold like a Whale which eats pudding
I personally favor the taste of whale flesh, to the tase of Whale pudding
I heard a good fertilizer is Whale Pudding.
There is not many words that rhyme with pudding.
..I was watching my death.
#24
There's wooding and gooding. Both fairly rare surnames though.

Timbit two thousand and six
Once found a big pile of bricks.
He said "look at that pile"
And made a slight smile
And nothing interesting happened at all.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Nov 20, 2009,
#25
I think I will write another poen about WhalePudding.

whalepudding,
Very good at writing Limerick,
Makes me get a kick,
Out of my day,
And then I'm on my way.

Beautiful isn't it?
..I was watching my death.
#26
Timbit Two-Thousand and Six
Plays a guitar with one of many picks
Your limericks have given me quite a few kicks.
I'll end this rhyme
As it's almost snack time.
Last edited by Faded Grey at Nov 20, 2009,
#27
Faded Grey says he's Ninja, too.
But why can we see him, if true?
Don't cook up the drama because he has llamas
Stacked three-by-three in his sig, foo!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#28
Fair user Faded Gray,
What a day, what a day,
Just when I thought I was certainly not gay,
Then I saw you,
Faded Gray, Faded Gray.

:3
What is mountains? A mountains has no special shapes or sound!



Epic Chill Broseph Of the Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join.

#29
There was once a grey that was faded
his ninja skills were nigh unabated
Wherever he stayed
He always got laid
Now his sex life is jaded
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
#30
Beside his posts lies a nice pair.
He chose Canada for his lair.
But for Faded Grey's show, ah, he's two posts too slow!
Though I laughed at the lim'rick he shared.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#32
You seem to like John Petrucci,
Though as I recall he's kinda douche-y,
I'll grab my flameshield, nevertheless,
I know the pit, ahw **** yes,
(Also, TS is a pussy)

EDIT: Meh I was the quickest and now I don't get one for myself *hint* *cough* *attention pl0x*
Military use of children?

Infantry.
Last edited by Kneusje at Nov 20, 2009,
#33
Ignite is apparently blanned
And was late with the limerick he planned
He's unable to nod
His avatar is god
Although not as godly as Devin Townsend.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#34
The user named Ignite
Where ever he goes always sparks fights
Black Eyes by day, and bruises by night
He starts so much tussles, it just isn't right
He should get a lighter hobby like flying kites.
#35
Whalepudding can probably kill you
With MS Paint alone, I tell you.
Though his style was surreal, it still made me feel.......
This last line is no good, man. Deluge.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#36
Quote by Kneusje

EDIT: Meh I was the quickest and now I don't get one for myself *hint* *cough* *attention pl0x*

I can't say that I've ever seen him,
Though in checkers I'd probably king him.
His name is Kneusje, but how do you say that?
A limerick I must now bring him!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#37
The UGer Steve House
Has The Pit as an internet house
He's addicted to the pit like it was cocaine
If you're getting trolled he's the one to blame
This last line is poor, for shame.
#38
Faded Grey is a religious man,
Spreading the word where-ever he can,
Though never did anyone,
Of these Llama-forsaken Pit-bums,
Hear about his evil master plan.

EDIT: Oh and thanks, Steven
Military use of children?

Infantry.
#39
There once was a Dutchman who drummed
and spent all his nights getting bummed
by an army of gays
until that fateful day
when he drowned in an ocean of cum
kill all humans
#40
There once was an Alaskan Ninja,
He loved it in the dinja',
And although he always knew,
His sexual fantasy was Hispanic spew,
He'd rather fuck his dogs dry poo.