#2
You are currently speaking to Sir Bartholomew Sexwick

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#4
My parents changed mine when I was in second grade...no idea why

maybe they're hiding me from the government. :O
I can't wait till my fro is full grown.
#5
Call me Max Power.
It's the name you love to touch,
But you mustn't touch!
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Damn you, bodyheatseeker

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

#6
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My parents changed mine when I was in second grade...no idea why

maybe they're hiding me from the government. :O



#7


AmIDoingItRite?
FIGHT CLUB QUOTE OF THE WEEK: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
#9
I changed my middle name to Cornelius. It worked out really well, I didn't even have to change my monogramed cufflinks.