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#1
...well the Americans among you anyway. Why? I thought only jews and muslims did it out of religious reasons, but apparently you just do it for no reason whatsoever?? Please explain.

Oh... and how do you masturbate without a foreskin?? :-)
#3
the foreskin is a breeding ground for bacteria, we do it for medical reasons.

plus it looks nicer/cleaner
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#4
Quote by StewieSwan
By grabbing our dicks and going back and forth?

Yes, it takes all of these complicated motions to masturbate.

Just because we're circumcised doesn't mean there isn't any extra skin, you can still move it.
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#5
i think most people in developed countries are.. it's more hygienic and frankly i reckon looks nicer.
#7
Quote by braydz
i think most people in developed countries are.. it's more hygienic and frankly i reckon looks nicer.


You 100% sure?
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Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


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$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


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#8
Quote by touji-za-nai
the foreskin is a breeding ground for bacteria, we do it for medical reasons.

plus it looks nicer/cleaner



Its only cleaner if you don't wash.

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#11
Quote by ElBarto2811
...well the Americans among you anyway. Why? I thought only jews and muslims did it out of religious reasons, but apparently you just do it for no reason whatsoever?? Please explain.

Oh... and how do you masturbate without a foreskin?? :-)



#14
God's foreskin was removed by satan himself; thus christiantiy itself is merely is a grudge-cult.
#15
Quote by ElBarto2811
...and since you're all religious and believe you were created after God's image... don't you think God has a foreskin?


Bravo
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Beethoven ****ed Jimi Hendrix and I was born. I make my own music.
#16
I just slapped the computer screen with my dick because of this thread.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#17
Quote by ElBarto2811
...and since you're all religious and believe you were created after God's image... don't you think God has a foreskin?


He hacked it off...
#19
Quote by ElBarto2811
...and since you're all religious and believe you were created after God's image... don't you think God has a foreskin?



There are way more non-religious people on UG than religious ones.
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#20
Quote by Ed Hunter
I just slapped the computer screen with my dick because of this thread.


Unless you're sitting REALLY close to your computer screen, you sir have my eternal respect.
#21
I enjoy not mutilating my genitalia.
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-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#22
Quote by ElBarto2811
Unless you're sitting REALLY close to your computer screen, you sir have my eternal respect.


*flexes penis*
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#24
If I have kids, I sure as hell amn't going to mutilate male kids just for sh*ts and giggles.
We have this stuff called SOAP, you see, and wash regularly.
Clatty yankee bastards.
#25
Quote by bendystraw
*Looks down*


Oh shit, you're right.


Are you always naked when you're in the Pit?
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#27
Quote by MightyAl
You mean you're not?


I don´t like you anymore...
Quote by Holy Katana
Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


Quote by titsmcgee852
$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


^
#30
Why don't you cut out little babies' apendixes then? They could get an infection there and they can live without it so just cut it out right after birth! Oh wait THAT would be cruel, right?
#31
Quote by ElBarto2811
Why don't you cut out little babies' apendixes then? They could get an infection there and they can live without it so just cut it out right after birth! Oh wait THAT would be cruel, right?

Stop being so ignorant you whore.
#33
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I enjoy not mutilating my genitalia.


This.
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#34
I didn't exactly get a choice seeing as it was done like right after I was born. But I like it. I think it looks better rather than some shriveled up snake thing on the end of my dick.
#36
Quote by i_killed_bill
I didn't exactly get a choice seeing as it was done like right after I was born. But I like it. I think it looks better rather than some shriveled up snake thing on the end of my dick.



This.
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#37
Quote by StewieSwan
This.


F*ck off mushroom dick

It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#38
Quote by metalmanjosip
F*ck off mushroom dick



Quote by Holy Katana
Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


Quote by titsmcgee852
$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


^
#39
It's not like us Americans have a choice in the matter, lol. Your parents either decide to snip you or not. I didn't even know I was circumsized till about 1 1/2 years ago
#40


only in the pit

oh, and I don't know either. But I also don't care why
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones