#1
Has anyone here ever wondered what human flesh tastes like? If so would you eat one?

I don't think I'd eat another person but sometimes I wonder what humans taste like
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Why would I become a cannibal when there are animals I haven't eaten yet?
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It's like pork, really.

I've heard the same, it supposedly tastes like delicious bacon. Makes sense, pigs are meant to share alot of their biology with us (which is why alot of stuff is tested on them).
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#12
This reminds me of something I was thinking about today.

If I ate a heroin addict while said heroin addict was high-as-tits, would I get a secondhand high-as-tits?


These are the kinds of things I think about while I should be doing chemistry.

And I hear that human tastes like steak, and that babies taste the best.
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No way! Killing an animal and eating its meat is a sick practice! Oh wait...
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#16
If I was stranded somewhere with no food in sight while sitting next to a fresh corpse, i'd definitely chop that body up, strip the skin, and start a fire to cook the meat.

I'd be grossed out by it and definitely traumatized, but id be alive.
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#17
Yes I would happily eat someone for survival.

However if the government are reading this, I was being sarcastic.


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If I was stranded somewhere with no food in sight while sitting next to a fresh corpse, i'd definitely chop that body up, strip the skin, and start a fire to cook the meat.

I'd be grossed out by it and definitely traumatized, but id be alive.


What if you had the choice to eat and cook a plethora of dead spiders, or a freshly deceased corpse?

Tough decision right.
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#19
In a survival situation as long as it were not someone I knew, sure thing. If it were someone I were close to I would be much less inclined to eat them.
#21
Ask Jeffrey Dahmer what it tastes like...


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#22
this thread reminds me of the Matt Stone and Trey Parker movie "Cannibal the Musical"
#24
It´s supposed to taste like stuff we normally eat.

Some sort of delicious crossing of pork, chicken, cow and salad.


The ultimate meal, in my opinion if I would HAVE to eat somebody in order to survive.
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What if you had the choice to eat and cook a plethora of dead spiders, or a freshly deceased corpse?

Tough decision right.


Why not both?
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#26
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I'd openly eat human meat if it came from a good source and it was consensual or died naturally.

Died naturally? You mean of old age? Pfft, old people meat is too stringy. Ahem, so I've been told, that is.

I don't think I would eat another human. Not on moral grounds or anything, but because I think cannibalism can actually transmit certain diseases or something. Not sure though. Best to be safe.
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Died naturally? You mean of old age? Pfft, old people meat is too stringy. Ahem, so I've been told, that is.

I don't think I would eat another human. Not on moral grounds or anything, but because I think cannibalism can actually transmit certain diseases or something. Not sure though. Best to be safe.


If you cook anything well enough the bacteria and viruses die from heat.
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If you cook anything well enough the bacteria and viruses die from heat.

I was assuming a desert island or lost-in-the-mountains situation
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I was assuming a desert island or lost-in-the-mountains situation


Wait, are you saying that if you had no other option of food you'd let yourself die of starvation over possibly getting sick? Also, you can build a fire in nearly any environment.
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#30
If I had a gun I'd pump your ethics full of lead
If I believed in meat I'd eat a plateful of our dead

I really would eat a human, I don't see anything wrong with it.
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#32
I don't think I would. Not after some of the disgusting stories of cannibalism i've seen in the papers.
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Wait, are you saying that if you had no other option of food you'd let yourself die of starvation over possibly getting sick? Also, you can build a fire in nearly any environment.

I have the survival capabilities of a snowflake in hell, I couldn't get a fire going if my ass was burning. And I would hold out till the very end without eating if possible, but if there's no prospect of salvation I'd rather die a slow death from my cells breaking themselves down rather than a very slow death vomiting my guts out
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If I believed in meat I'd eat a plateful of our dead



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#40
Mmmmmm...

Human flesh...
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