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Today I decided to hang out with my ex girlfriend, and she wanted to bring her boyfriend and said that we would probably get along (he didn't know about us). Surprisingly I actually said yes and he ended up being an okay guy and ended up smoking a bowl with him.

Ever do anything you never thought you would do before Pit?
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#6
Take Music class in school. I was always like "I have to do Engineering so I can get a job" and I realised that

a) Engineering is crap and all I did was sit around for 45 mins taking down notes from a PowerPoint riddled with spelling errors and grammar mistakes
b) I, infact, don't need Engineering to do what I want
and
c) Music is awesome and I spend everyday waiting for it
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#7
Get accepted into college.
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages
#10
Posting in the pit...
Seriously...
My goal, was to not go on the pit once. Now look at me!
Look at me!!!! ARGGHH! GRUAAA! GDOOSAH!(insert 200 more weird things to describe using text)
..I was watching my death.
#11
smoked a pipe and cigar
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#12
Quote by KirkMetallica
Take Music class in school. I was always like "I have to do Engineering so I can get a job" and I realised that

a) Engineering is crap and all I did was sit around for 45 mins taking down notes from a PowerPoint riddled with spelling errors and grammar mistakes
b) I, infact, don't need Engineering to do what I want
and
c) Music is awesome and I spend everyday waiting for it


that post was written solely to make me feel bad huh? thanks man, thanks.
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#13
Also, smoke the ganja.

^You're* Welcome
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


Last edited by KirkMetallica at Nov 20, 2009,
#14
Making out with one of the cutest girls I've ever met..

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#15
got in a good band and might make it somewhere
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#16
Lots. Dropping out of school for one. Never thought I would do that. Always said I wouldn't. Drugs, never thought I would smoke because I grew up thinking they were really bad for you, so I was terrified. But now, I've done lots of drugs. Having sex with a 'Mom'. The list goes on and on brah.
#17
I never thought I would think about things that I had never thought about but ended up doing anyway.
#18
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Lots. Dropping out of school for one. Never thought I would do that. Always said I wouldn't. Drugs, never thought I would smoke because I grew up thinking they were really bad for you, so I was terrified. But now, I've done lots of drugs. Having sex with a 'Mom'. The list goes on and on brah.

your a bad influence!
#19
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your a bad influence!

There's nothing wrong with ****ing a mom
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#21
Buying a Sega Genesis.
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#22
Well, the short list is this:

1) Start smoking
2) Quit smoking a year later
3) Flunk out of my 1st year of engineering college
4) Work at the airport, loading bags/cargo onto planes
5) Go back to engineering college & work my ass off

I got more, but that's the short list. My life is crazy, man. Eh, ::
#23
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Today I decided to hang out with my ex girlfriend, and she wanted to bring her boyfriend and said that we would probably get along (he didn't know about us). Surprisingly I actually said yes and he ended up being an okay guy and ended up smoking a bowl with him.

Ever do anything you never thought you would do before Pit?


That sounds like something that could happen to me in the near future.

Apart from that, nothing I can think of.
...marmalade is my jam.
#25
fapped more than once in a day
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#26
Got heavily in to Dream Theater. Now I have CDs, DVDs, T's and posters lol!... I'm a fan boy I guess.

Also I didn't think I'd ever go to University.
#29
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had sex


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#32
Get into metal... used to always think it was too hardcore... but now most of my iPod is filled with metal
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The Rev: I’d like to be invisible so I could kill Johnny
Johnny: I’d want to be invisible so the Rev couldn’t find me


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#33
I never thought I would be able to hum perfect intervals in any key.... well sharps get me but you get the jist... I thought it was pretty tough to get down in memory to do at will :S
#37
Crap my pants. Oh how wrong I was.
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#39
Join the Army. Travel to distant exotic lands. Meet new and interesting people and kill them.
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