#1
so guys, i was just kicked out of best buy. last weekend, my friends and i went there and hung out and played dj hero, guitar hero, and browsed around. for some reason the employees were following us around and thinking we were doing bad things.

tonight, we went there again, and we did the same thing. the lady(a black short bitchy one) after about 15 minutes came up to us and told us last week she saw us opening boxes and stealing things. she kicked us out, i argued with her demanding that she showed us the tape evidence of us stealing. she said as store manager once she kicked me out and i still remained on the property i was now trespassing. i told her i want to talk about it. she told me to get out, and i called her a wolf pussy.

what should/can i do legally to torture this bitch at the store(and all of the 5 other employees following us). this is war.
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#2
Coooooooooooooooooooool story bro
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#4
Get your lawyer.
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#5
you called her a wolf pussy????

what in the hell???

does that have some connection to the movie teeth???
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#6
take a crap in the store.
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#7
I this really how shit your life is? You declare war with the stupid bitch at a shop? Okay, shes an idiot and theres no reason for her to throw you out. Man up and do something better with your time.
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#10
1.) Sit in parking lot after-hours and find out what car she drives.

2.) Gather horse/cow/dog/pig/human/baby feces.

3.) In masks, smear her vehicle with feces while she's working. Hood, windshield, doors, trunk, and ESPECIALLY the door handles. Cake on so much shit that she can't open her door without touching it.

4.) Enjoy.
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#12
firebomb the store during peak business hours. Make sure to stick around with a rifle to pick off any fleeing survivors.
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#14
what we were doing was dressing up as best buy workers and talking to customers and telling things like, "go see dave in the home theater section" and sort of mess with the customers. which was hilarious. the only we could get in trouble for that is fraud which im not even sure if they could do that. if you tell me i need to get a life, then you need to find more creative ways to have fun
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1.) Sit in parking lot after-hours and find out what car she drives.

2.) Gather horse/cow/dog/pig/human/baby feces.

3.) In masks, smear her vehicle with feces while she's working. Hood, windshield, doors, trunk, and ESPECIALLY the door handles. Cake on so much shit that she can't open her door without touching it.

4.) Enjoy.

Get underneath it and smear it on the exhaust so when she drives it burns.
Seriously though, you got kicked out of a shop so you called her 'wolf pussy'?! WTF?
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what we were doing was dressing up as best buy workers and talking to customers and telling things like, "go see dave in the home theater section" and sort of mess with the customers. which was hilarious. the only we could get in trouble for that is fraud which im not even sure if they could do that. if you tell me i need to get a life, then you need to find more creative ways to have fun


they could have you arrested for trespassing, since you've been banned from the store.
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#17
Grow up and come up with better insults then wolf pussy.
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what we were doing was dressing up as best buy workers and talking to customers and telling things like, "go see dave in the home theater section" and sort of mess with the customers. which was hilarious. the only we could get in trouble for that is fraud which im not even sure if they could do that. if you tell me i need to get a life, then you need to find more creative ways to have fun



Convenient you should leave THAT part of the story omitted.


In this case, you're a douche for sabotaging their business and making their customer service look like crap. You probably caused her a lot of hassle and I'd say there's some law against impersonating an employee of a store, so yeah, you deserved to be booted.

Sorry fenderbassist. It's funny, but ultimately it's immoral, and the laughs weren't worth the trouble you caused.
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#20
or, you could stop hanging out at best buy. she'll miss you dearly and go to work every day with a heavy heart knowing you won't be there.
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#21
shop at circuit city from now on? that'll show her

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play them at future shop
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if you tell me i need to get a life, then you need to find more creative ways to have fun
There's a fine line between having fun...
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and sort of mess with the customers
and being an inconvenience.
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#25
how is this immoral. you guys saying that is like saying stealing a pack of gum from 711 is crippling their business. best buy is a national chain, and us playing little tricks on customers has no effect on their business. it may be an inconvenience but it doesnt hurt anyone significantly
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