#1
ok long story short, weird guy on AIM I don't know how he found me, what do I say? Quickly I don't know how much longer he'll be on
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#2
Demand favors of the sexual persuasion.
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Ok, thank god hostilekid's gonna shut the hell up.

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You win...everything

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hahahaha

All the Whos are there
But the Why's
But the Why's
But the Why's
Are unclear..
#3
Ask him for his credit card number.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#5
Tell him that you are a time traveler from the future, and that he must smash his computer right away, or else it will become too intelligent, and take over the internet
Interviewer: What types of super-powers would you want if you could have them?

The Rev: I’d like to be invisible so I could kill Johnny
Johnny: I’d want to be invisible so the Rev couldn’t find me


ARANEA
My Band
#7
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Tell him that you are a time traveler from the future, and that he must smash his computer right away, or else it will become too intelligent, and take over the internet

This
#8
ask him how many fleshlight he have
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I got my sister pregnant once. Yeah, that was awkward, but mostly because she's 6 years younger than me.
#9
he went away, ahh we'll get him next time dont worry
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#10
I have a name... jeez
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#11
Suspect drugs.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#12
Ask him if he's into conjoined twins. If he say's yes, he's from New Jersey.

If he say's no, it's probably Kai, and he's lying.
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#13
"HELLO I AM DOCTOR MELTZAR WRITING YOU WITH URGENT NEWS I HAVE SUM OF 250,000,000 US DOLLAR TO BE DEPOSITED..."

You get the idea.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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